George Glass ✌️
@shoelettuce
I’ve watched Portrait Of A Lady On Fire 14 times. I'm the worm your girlfriend pointed at when she asked if you'd still love her 🏳️⚧️🍉🖤 also 💍 to @whoreberto.bsky.social 🥹
Toronto skipped spring and went straight into working-on-the-balcony-n*ked weather
Born to be friendly and generous forced to hang out with straight people and their kids
Me: you better not be two cunty posts pointing at each other when I get home Them:
Worked out in a jockstrap this morning I wonder if anyone’s gonna be weird about it
Omg this season of Handmaid’s Tale is SO GOOD I’m watching like this
Just met up with someone off EBay to sell some old Pokémon cards, when he asked “why are you selling” I didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s because I’m not a fucking nerd :(
It must be so confusing for some people when I say “subfloor” bc they don’t know if it’s a renovation term or a command.
Hard to believe I waited a whole day before bragging about running a 5k in 28 minutes and 41 seconds! (And then did a sauna/cold plunge after)
I’m like if a girl were an annoying gay guy (I love my new @pandershirts.com swim briefs!)
Chat why does this fruit remind me of when I was a kid and my guppies were pregnant?
Helped a friend pack up and move out of his place and he gave me a whole bunch of stuff from his closet he doesn’t wear anymore !!
He’s nothing if not everything I’ve ever dreamt of and more 🥹 @whoreberto.bsky.social
This was my most liked post on tw*tter but I won’t say why (iykyk)