HailToTheKing
@shotshy
Newcastle Fan, ball hockey, gamer, birdwatcher, fan of niche geek hobbies, purveyor of shitpuns
Now that is a nice beer. Dubai airport, where converting the price of things is just bad for your mental health so pretend it's fake money.
Bloody cold out there today, but got some quality time with a very showy goldcrest, bold red squirrels, and a great spotted woodpecker. #birds
Damn I missed this place. Screw the ballot, it's a device of torture and sadness. #nufc
Can't find anything that supports there being viable population of reds in LP. Havana Nature reserve was last stronghold and not reported in 5 years. Otherwise Gosforth NR.
@nufctrust.bsky.social you cannot tell me that these are all genuine people. 106,923 in the ballot queue for Benfica just now. Search for the ballot page and you get a load of reseller ads on google. If those sites weren't making a ton, they wouldn't be paying for ads. @newcastleunited.com
A couple of hundred lapwings loving the safe life of Sports Direct's roof in Consett. #birds
Got no tickets for the Match as fecking usual. So it's a quick pre-match outing across the dales for a drink at the Lord Crewe
Trained badly, phoned it in, moaned in the media, changed his instagram name to Sub 44 causing a shitstorm. Generally shite attitude. Drove a Lamborghini and wore a diamond studded tracksuit. Basically, a diva. He's improved at Frankfurt as it's gone his way, but I remain skeptical
My NUFC thread always ends up here. I have no idea why this is the one it jumps to.
This week we have mostly been exploring the Aegean coast of Santorini. Its history is engrossing, the scenery; spectacular. The #birds ? Few and well-hidden. What have I managed? Many hooded crows, plenty of Common Ravens playing in the thermals. A handful of kestrels. Yellow-legged gulls & swifts
#LinkinPark at Wembley. Class act. Amazing once the sun went down and the early bangers kicked in.
Breakfast in Portugal and these #Birds are constantly planning and attempting heists.
Some everyday backyard British birds jazzed up by a sunny Portuguese sky. #birds #BackOfTheCamera #birds
Bit of #BackOfTheCamera action from Our Portugal trip so far. Some lovely birds in stunning scenery. Better quality when I get home! #birds
#CriesInTescoGroceriesAisle Every time I'm in mainland Europe it absolutely shows off how god awful the food we buy is.
This is peak #TownPlanning for a hot country. Beautiful wide streets with trees for shade, lowering ambient temperatures. Beautiful. #Albufeira #Portugal
A black woodpecker has got itself stuck in our friend's back porch. #birds
Been on for half an hour to be plonked at number FIFTY-FOUR THOUSAND 54131 at 10.00. Do the general sale they said, you'll get tickets for that they said.
A full English is decent and all, but this is the king of breakfasts for me
Cracking selection of #birds singing away from the back garden, and Great Tits sitting on eggs in the garden. Can't beat a warm British springtime.
#birds around High Force in County Durham today. Chiffchaffs, Willow Warblers, and a female black grouse trying to throw me off!