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i got nothin

@shwonline

I post once in a while! The posts are amusing sometimes!

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So I'm guessing the social media team didn't get the memo.

i got nothin@shwonline· 22d

Leaving today to see The Odyssey. Route seems straightforward. I'll let you know how it was in 10 years.

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A thread in which John Spaulding describes libertarians as “House cats. They are convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand.”

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i got nothin@shwonline· Jul 10

*Fred Schneider voice* Trash... Trash......... Trash Panda!

i got nothin@shwonline· Jul 10

i got nothin@shwonline· Jul 10

What are they advertising? Wrong answers only.

Ad text says, "Tiny build, serious strength. Supports up to 478 lbs, detaches with one hand, and glows in the dark without batteries."

i got nothin@shwonline· Jul 7

Like this:

i got nothin@shwonline· Jul 5

Me with my Bluesky mutuals

i got nothin@shwonline· Jul 4

Cause and effect?

i got nothin@shwonline· Jun 30

I know it's a World Cup thing, but a reverse crusades would also be a thing, right?

i got nothin@shwonline· Jun 24

Re: Frum

i got nothin@shwonline· Jun 15

Apropos of nothing.

i got nothin@shwonline· Jun 5

i got nothin@shwonline· Jun 1

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant, I'm made of potato, one hundred percent.

i got nothin@shwonline· Jun 1

New spirit animal just dropped.

i got nothin@shwonline· Jun 1

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i got nothin@shwonline· Apr 11

We’re there too!

i got nothin@shwonline· Mar 17

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i got nothin@shwonline· Mar 5

Well, it’s definitely in MY word list.

i got nothin@shwonline· Feb 18

"Eyes. I just paint eyes."

i got nothin@shwonline· Feb 13

i got nothin@shwonline· Feb 4

Just a few more cuts to go.

i got nothin@shwonline· Jan 30

🎶Rams and Bears are tied at seventeen one seven *photo* Tweedle-dee🎶 (Joke may require having lived in Southern California in the 1970s)

i got nothin@shwonline· Jan 30

i got nothin@shwonline· Jan 26

Some people say that a pair of wire cutters can quickly and easily snip off tire valves. It would, of course, be wrong to do that to someone else's tires.