ShyteHawk
@shytehawk
Miserable Twat, Dinosaurs, LUFC, Failed Stand - Up, Failed Writer, Dwarf With An Otter, Godzilla Wrangler, Loops Ahoy Host, Twitch Chat Show Guy. He/Him ShyteHawkStreams@Gmail.com
All tuckered out after twatting his toy across the living room for the last few hours
"Hello FIFA, Can you suspend the red card please? ... Its 4 games now? No I dont want to make it 5 ... Very sorry to bother you"
Seeing a new Bear strip specifically even if its just a page has filled me with joy. Lovely stuff @jamiesmart.bsky.social but this is full of great stuff from lots of artists as well. Well worth keeping an eye out to see if its available post Kickstarter lf you are of a certain age
Thankyou wonky brain for forcing me to move my comics from the bookshelf 3 metres away to here and the clearing and tidying of what already lived here on the hottest day of the year, really cool of you
Meanwhile at Downing St, Burnham and Starmer meet to discuss the leadership of the party
I got this poster in 1992, I think it came with the game and everybody has heard me explain was this is the best game ever made. Finally its framed on my wall after following me around through countless houses still with the blue-tac 11 year old me used to stick it on my wall decades ago
Went out to get some vape liquid, came back with a Huddersfield Uni Football tracksuit top and vape liquid. I am nowhere near Huddersfield
Went out to get my haircut, came back with a San Jose Quakes training top and a haircut. A good day even if I had to very reluctantly have to put back a bunch of non league shirts
The last few seconds of this has finished me off truly, just comedy gold delivery
This was great with some very good changes being discussed in an informative way and stuff but we still want to know when sausage boxes will be returned to the game? please and thankyou. I refuse to believe that a neon city map full of food carts wouldn't need to store the sausages somewhere
My Loaf stickers arrived from @bunoffie.bsky.social and they are great. Modelled by Loaf who is loafing under loaf (sticker)
I am not much of a trainer guy anymore but fucking hell, I would be all over these sexy bastards
Friday is Loops Ahoy X THE most wholesome DbD tourny on Twitch. Feat @normalstevee.bsky.social @strakerplays.bsky.social @jiggledeath.bsky.social @thecomplexwolf.bsky.social and @dogbomb.co.uk raising money for @genderedintelligence.co.uk Same bad patter and comms. Live 7pm on twitch.tv/shytehawk
Holy fuck, if I was 20 years younger and had 20 more money I would be all over this
But if I dont the other Dino lads will be lonely. Quite the pickle. In other news I really need to invest in one of those display cabinet things
Oh fuck sake. Look I know you can put any name when you donate and I really hope it isnt him but a comic writer/illustraters name would be an odd prank to pull