SideEye Sam
@sideeyesam
🌊The Resistance will see you now #FBR @anandwrites.bsky.social is my spirit animal. Res ipsa sucks ♡ Sparks will fly ♡ DMs at your peril
Clearly not a lot of scaffolding expertise in the national media newsrooms--- this stuff ain't going anywhere til daylight
The Secretary of Stupid has arrived at the CAPITOL to lie about the Epstein Pool
☠️BREAKING: While the famed jug band The Jug-gernauts, was set to play #Freedom250 the actual jugs walked off in protest with no plans to return #ETTD
13% of Americans believe the economy is getting better. Had no idea Elon Musk has been so busy
TRUMP: "Lil Marco, I need you to spin a plate on a stick and garggle my balls in front of the world." LIL MARCO: "What should I wear?"
BREAKING: Iran wouldn't negotiate for many reasons, but the fact that Loser McGee broke the ceasefire by blockading their ports, is going to be dealt with by....continuing to blockade their ports.
May all your crises be solved with a Strait (Don't judge Gaddafi, nor et al)
Only idiots took this seriously, looking at you @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
It is beyond believable that in March 2026 there are hundreds of talking heads sitting around on news channels this morning treating some blurt by PaedoPotus as anything but bullshit. The Iranians would be fools to 'agree' to anything w this psychopath based on, I dunno, 143,000 data points.
The entire planet (except for 100mm Americans) knows this guy is a fking clown capable of unlimited devastation
If you left Twitter or have never been, there's never been a more opportune time to join the fray over there-- we are curb-stomping our way back to dominance on that shithole. (The Right is too chicken shit to come here so we take the fight to them). No safe space for hate and ignorance, amirite?
I don't want to get anyone's hopes up but I think we're taking back Twitter
PSA. If you're using the chatbot over at the Naziteria, know it's stuck in 2024...
Maybe if the 'leader of the world's most hated regime' didn't use his pedo playpen to do business this wouldn't be an issue
Someone should ask Nancy Reagan what she thinks of the GOP claiming Lord Ronny had ties to Epstein
This See You Next Wednesday intentionally left her cross at home this morning so she didn't get exploded at the podium by her gawd when she referred to the most heinous pedo in global history, Epstein, as a "creep."