Yeah OK none of us have seen this episode yet

She was afraid he'd kill her kid. Look at that fucking serial killer-looking motherfucker.

I'd sooner practice billionaire charcuterie

The rest of us aren't as sheltered as you are purporting to be, apparently.

The Hatch Act is toothless.

There's one in the Senate too

you guys can afford beer?

Black voters in the southeastern United States (GA voters, specifically) delivered the Democrats a Senate majority. White voters in AZ gave us whatever the fuck this was:

Tell 'em, Hank

"It's OK guys, he's not lying; he's just completely ignorant of contemporary world history~"

whatever nerd

Yes, but his original owners came to claim him as soon as we'd settled in

Four *more* years, after eight years of waiting. He'll die before anyone can pin any material consequences on him.

If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on.

If you see this, post a bridge