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Crushed@silenttakedown· 5d

this is the sort of thing that would appear in a 1997 sitcom and launch thousands of outraged usenet posts

Doom played on a miniature Street Fighter II arcade cabinet.

Crushed@silenttakedown· 6d

HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT YOUR CREATION?
(IT WILL NOT HEAR.)

♥️ LOVE
HOPE
DISGUST
FEAR

Crushed@silenttakedown· 10d

i was about ready to snap my switch in half

A screenshot of an 8-bit style game in which a robotic drill digs down through layers of soil.

Score 05999
Rank B
Retry
Quit

Crushed@silenttakedown· 15d

i managed to comprehend about 70% of this as it was happening

Crushed@silenttakedown· 17d

decades of post-apocalyptic junk gun designs surpassed in an instant

Olive-Oil Squelcher
Long-range shooter optimized for rate of fire.

A shooter made with an empty olive-oil bottle. Fires ink that is fresh and full of flavor.

Crushed@silenttakedown· 21d

oh no

You can play 2D minigames on the hideout ship, and the pixel art for them was actually drawn by our general producer, Nogami-san. (4)

[A screenshot of an NES-style 8-bit game showing a squid jumping between fish enemies]

So that’s what Nogami-san's been up to. I was expecting to see him here.

Tamura: Since we were aiming to recreate the visual aesthetic of old CRT televisions in the minigames, Nogami-san went and explained how they work to our younger members of staff. (Laughs)

Crushed@silenttakedown· 27d

grim stuff!

A timeline of a user named Zack Davisson having a late Meltdown May, spamming:

"And do you think those places don't exist anymore? Or that new places have not taken their place?

Because that is the point. Not a mindless list of places you went as a child."

At people who responded to him.

Crushed@silenttakedown· 29d

Crushed@silenttakedown· Jul 10

Panel 1: Marge Simpson, concerned, saying "Oh, my God, what happened to your studio?"

Panel 2: Principal Skinner looking into a darkened doorframe, where an unseen person whispers, "Everyone is a maker."

Panel 3: Skinner, a gun laser sight trained at his temple, reciting "I believe everyone is a 'baker.'"

Crushed@silenttakedown· Jul 8

Crushed@silenttakedown· Jun 22

Two threads on a web forum.

The top thread is titled, "What does -slop even mean anymore? (In the context of gaming)".

The bottom is titled, "Nic Cage reporting for Duty. Call of Duty."

Crushed@silenttakedown· Jun 10

thanks to the power of modern technology we can now tell much richer stories than before, like, "the snow level in star fox 64 was the dog's cia black site"

A blue humanoid bird in a spaceship saying "Intelligence? You mean secrets. Bet that's where General Pepper keeps his dirty laundry."

A humanoid fox and rabbit looking at a hologram of a dog in military uniform. The fox is saying, "So, the enemy is targeting Fichina because they're after your military secrets. Am I warm?"

Crushed@silenttakedown· Jun 7

Deus Ex solemnly looking out the Aspyr window at Thief and Nightdive enjoying themselves

Crushed@silenttakedown· Jun 5

Crushed@silenttakedown· Jun 1

A two panel comic. In the left panel Superman angrily says "Stop it..." In the right panel, he is angrier and closer, shouting, "...I... said STOP IT!"

Crushed@silenttakedown· May 24

Crushed@silenttakedown· May 23

AVG TOS TITLE: "Rise, Peter! Kill, and Eat."
EPISODE: The Enterprise encounters a planet whose society revolves around mod dancing. Spock isn't convinced by this supposed Utopia - but can he convince Kirk?

AVG TNG TITLE: "ALL IN ALL"
EPISODE: An unusual probe reading leads to an ancient alien who claims the Enterprise must euthanize him so his children can be born and his species survive. Meanwhile, Geordi and Data have a contest to see who can grow the biggest Rigelian plasma tomato.

AVG DS9 TITLE: "THE ULTIMATUM PT. 1"
EPISODE: A vital trade agreement with a Gamma Quadrant species is endangered when their ambassador can't set foot on DS9 - gambling is against their faith, so Quark's must be shuttered. Will Quark lose his shirt, or will Vic help him spark a religious reformation? Meanwhile, the Defiant races to the Andorian homeworld as the Dominion nerve gassing continues.

AVG VOY TITLE: "THINGS"
EPISODE: Neelix's latest "dish" turns out to be a parasitic hivemind species that takes over those who eat it. They offer Janeway a truce: leave the crew's bodies and knowledge of a way back to the Alpha Quadrant, in exchange for Tom Paris's reproductive organs.

Crushed@silenttakedown· May 23

LET'S SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON
DOWN AT THE
BRAIN FACTORY

WRITTEN BY PHILIP K. DICK

Crushed@silenttakedown· May 8

Pick One of Three has come for Resident Evil. game's have fallen

Crushed@silenttakedown· May 6

Andross from StarFox (2026): a giant floating cybernetic ape head with a beard and glowing yellow eyes

A young man smiling next to the words "The great thing about the 360 isn't beating the games, it's showing everyone online that I did."

Crushed@silenttakedown· May 6

where does the nyt keep finding these guys for profiles

Crushed@silenttakedown· Apr 30

Crushed@silenttakedown· Apr 29

thanks to them making a new subforum that can be sorted by reply count it's possible to see what an absolutely absurd outlier the marathon thread was. like a literal exponential curve (the new thread would already be like halfway up this)