St. Simeon the Holy Fool

@simeonthefool

Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou. Loss leader in Chaos Theology. Due to circumstances beyond our control. Are you criticizing my beans?

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool@simeonthefool· 27d

Okay so if I’m reading this right (stellar reporting here by Wired), the teacher robotics company was originally a blockchain company that bought out the sex doll company? And (according to their website) is going to become a subsidiary of… Bed Bath and Beyond?!? Which stage of capitalism is this

Realbotix, formerly known as Tokens.com, rebranded after acquiring the hyperrealistic sex doll company RealDoll in 2024. The company recently debuted a new line of unsettlingly lifelike robot companions.

St. Simeon the Holy Fool@simeonthefool· 27d

Fully half the official press release (linked in the article) is legalese disclaimers for “Please don’t mistake anything we say here for a claim that our product is actually going to work.”

Forward-Looking Statements
This news release contains forward-looking statements and information within the meaning of applicable securities laws, including management's objectives, strategies, beliefs, and intentions.
Forward-looking statements are often, but not always, identified by words such as "may," "will,"
"plan," "expect," "anticipate," "estimate," "intend,"
"believe," or similar expressions referring to future events or results.
These forward-looking statements are based on management's current opinions and expectations and are subject to known and unknown risks, uncertainties, and other factors that may cause actual results, levels of activity, performance, or achievements to be materially different from those expressed or implied by such statements.
Readers are cautioned not to place undue reliance on forward-looking statements. Although management believes that the expectations reflected in these forward-looking statements are reasonable, there can be no assurance that such expectations will prove to be correct.
All forward-looking statements are subject to the risks and uncertainties detailed in the Company's continuous disclosure filings available at www.sedarplus.ca. The Company assumes no obligation to upr businesswire.com orward-looking statements, whether as a result or new information,

St. Simeon the Holy Fool@simeonthefool· 29d

Show me a comic page you love; no explanations needed

Panels from Azumanga Daioh. Sakaki (a Japanese high school girl) asks Chiyo’s Dad (who in her dream is a giant levitating cartoon cat), “What sort of college should I apply to?” He replies, WHY ARE YOU ASKING A CAT?

St. Simeon the Holy Fool@simeonthefool· Jul 12

Black and white photo advertisement:

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool@simeonthefool· Jul 12

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed...... and we will deserve it.

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool@simeonthefool· Jul 12

McDonald’s branded glass ashtray. Yes, it’s a real photo of something that was pretty common up til the 80s.

St. Simeon the Holy Fool@simeonthefool· Jul 10

Putting this here for reference

Patron: So one of the horses will be drawn from the side and the other will be from the front.
Medieval artist: From the.. front?
Patron: Right. You know how to draw horses from the front, right?
Artist: Y-yeah, totally.

(Medieval painting of a knight riding a horse from
The side, then of something vaguely egg shaped from the front with a horse head and weird spider legs.)

St. Simeon the Holy Fool@simeonthefool· Jul 10

Isn’t it the rich who are exploiting you? And using the legal system to oppress you? And blaspheming the name of Christ? …oh, just finishing up my devotional reading from the Epistles, why?