Berner boy🍁

@simon-63

Motorcycles, computers, beer, Berners, Roughnecks, Stampeders, Flames. Not necessarily in that order.

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Berner boy🍁@simon-63· 8h

View from my deck. August 23, 2026. 5:49 AM MDT. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 18℃.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· 25d

Holy crap.

SAN JOSE SIGNS MACKLIN CELEBRINI TO A 5-YEAR $18.8M AAV DEAL

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· 25d

HOW TO PREPARE TOFU
Step 1: Throw into trash can
Step 2: Fry up some bacon

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Jul 16

View from my deck. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Thursday, July 16, 2016. 5:16 AM. 15℃.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Jul 13

I'm on the mend, apparently. Still not on solid food, but apparently, I can drink beer and ride my bike.

July 12, 2026. First ride in over 4 months, since before treatment started.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Jun 27

Hey Habs fans friends. What do you think of this?

This image displays "Watch The Stats Round 1 Grades," likely evaluating NHL team performances or draft picks.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Jun 25

Just a thought!
Instead of buying fireworks buy 2 cans of pet food for a shelter animal.
Don't make a noise...make a difference!

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Jun 22

"Remember to close all parentheses. We're not paying to air condition the entire paragraph."

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Jun 13

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Berner boy🍁@simon-63· May 12

I'm willing to bet that you never imagined that one day you'd be looking at porn through reading glasses.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· May 11

Good morning.

This widely shared banner features a pun that is generally considered to be a deliberate, humorous joke rather than a genuine translation error.The cartoon features a boba tea cup with a face and a straw.It plays on the idea of drinking tapioca pearls through a wide straw, suggesting the viewer "suck my balls".

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· May 1

This image is a meme featuring a hockey player superimposed on a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. Subject: The person is Connor McDavid, a professional hockey player for the Edmonton Oilers. Context: The meme puns on the phrase "not your year" with "Nacho Year," a common sentiment in hockey fan banter.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· May 1

Thank-you.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 30

View from my deck. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. April 30, 2026. 5:47 AM. MDT (fuck DST) 6 ℃

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 28

View from my deck. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. April 28, 2026. 6:05 AM. MDT (fuck DST) -1 ℃.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 21

$This text outlines arguments against adopting permanent Daylight Saving Time (DST) in Alberta, focusing on geographic location and health impacts. Geographic Mismatch: Alberta is located significantly west of the ideal longitude ($105^{\circ }\text{W}$) for the Mountain Standard Time (UTC-7) time zone. Solar Noon Delay: On standard time, solar noon in Calgary already occurs around 12:50 PM, similar to a typical DST solar noon, making MST function like DST. Health and Safety: Permanent DST would delay sunrises, with Grande Prairie seeing sunrise as late as 10:19 AM in December, depriving residents of necessary morning light and disrupting circadian rhythms. Benefits of Earlier Light: Aligning time closer to solar time promotes better sleep, lower risks of chronic diseases like heart disease and diabetes, and improved academic performance in children.$

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 17

This image marks International Bat Appreciation Day on April 17th and highlights the ecological importance and history of bats.
Fossil Records: The earliest complete bat skeletons are approximately 52-53 million years old and show advanced flight adaptations.
Cultural Symbolism: While often seen as ominous in Western culture, bats symbolize happiness and good fortune in Chinese culture.
Ecological Impact: Bats are crucial for pest control, pollination, and creating fertilizer.
Conservation: Bat Conservation International (BCI) was established in 1982 to protect bats through research and education.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 11

View from my deck. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. April 11, 2026. 6:52 AM. -1 ℃

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 5

This image is an advertisement for the Diamond Power Tools DM1855-E hydraulic nail gun.
It features an extended seven-year warranty.
The product is marketed for heavy-duty applications.
The advertisement emphasizes reliability and strength.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 4

Found on a different platform. What's yours? I'm likely A F H L, & M (unless I'm not drinking then it's N).

This image is a menu infographic asking users to create a custom steak dinner by choosing one steak, two sides, one sauce, and one drink from the provided options.
Steaks: Ribeye, Filet Mignon, New York Strip, or T-Bone.
Sides: Creamy Mashed Potatoes, Garlic Butter Asparagus, Roasted Brussels Sprouts, or Loaded Baked Potato.
Sauces & Drinks: Peppercorn Sauce, Garlic Butter, Chimichurri, Steakhouse Mushrooms, Red Wine, Sparkling Water, Iced Tea, or a Classic Cocktail.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 4

View from my deck. April 4, 2026. 7:02 AM. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 6℃.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 3

Happy Easter.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Apr 2

WTF???

Final Score: The Vancouver Canucks defeated the Colorado Avalanche with a score of 8 to 6.

Berner boy🍁@simon-63· Mar 26

Saw two of these yesterday. Managed to get this shot at a red light. Blocking the whole lane and apparently not going anywhere. It was amazing how many people struggled. Not me.