I’ve been away camping in the Cotswolds with my kids since Sunday. I think this is officially the hottest, driest camping holiday we’ve ever had. Also had the most expensive pub meal ever. Burgers at the Farmers Dog yesterday were an absolute bargain in comparison.

Santa’s been!

Saka will be celebrating his hat-trick later in his own inimitable style.

Yeah that’s the one I got. It’s so gross. Like when you’re drinking it it’s fine but then when you stop and you get the taste of it in your mouth… ugh.

Fuck

Hydration Break

This is our set up for tonight. It’s called The Galloping Glamper.

That is another shock

Throw back to when I ragged my car off the line on the Hamilton Straight at Silverstone.

I made an actual record

Wales being quite rude about your mum

Is it a Hydration Break? I hadn’t noticed.

I read this on @theguardian1.bsky.social and wondered where 3pm was local to? turns out it's local to Cape Verde. But then why not also put the local time in Spain? and why put local time to Cape Verde at all?

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone

Anyone else getting this on NowTV #nffc

This post does keep disappearing. Surely not @bsky.app?

Well Labour held the seat but the guy’s alright. I’m glad Greens got more votes than Reform.

#YouReds #nffc

I see Trump is once again demonstrating the dignified and statesmanlike demeanour for which he’s well known.

Happy Mother’s Day to my mum and all of your mums whether past or present x

I totally read that with an extra r.

I got myself a new toy for my gig set up.. it’s like something from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I think I’ll need another degree to work out how to use it properly.

See it (Grolsch), Say It (Grolsch please), Sorted. #trains

One side is about hate. The other is about love. It is valentine’s weekend after all

Not long now.. two A sides to choose from @resigned.band

Savoy Cinema in Lenton, Nottingham. Saw Star Wars there in 1977. Still going, too. (The cinema not the film)

John Williams in the starting line up again. Hoping for some musical magic #FULNFO #COYR

A superb night fuelled with several double Jamieson’s that cost more than a semi-detached in Doncaster.