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simonjadis

@simonjadis

queer, devotional polytheist, he/him header art of my Dragon Age protagonists by @jadenite.bsky.social

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simonjadis@simonjadis· 23d

A screenshot of a 2021 tweet showing Kirsten Dunst's Mary Jane Watson advocating for Peter Parker (Tobey Macguire) by saying "his pronouns are they/them" while Peter looks embarrassed behind her.

simonjadis@simonjadis· 23d

Cher from Clueless looking overwhelmed by thirst, lost in the lust, gobsmacked by desire.

simonjadis@simonjadis· 24d

simonjadis@simonjadis· 24d

just had a Vision of him and the scarf is the whole of the outfit

a clumsy MS paint drawing depicting a headless stick figure (he's fine) with a gorgeous purple symbol of a scarf worn on his body and awkwardly held to one side at the bottom. the figure would likely be blushing if he had a head. which he does not

simonjadis@simonjadis· 24d

me standing at the trash can holding the cunty little shovel that crumbl included with the banana pudding cups

Bilbo Baggins from 'The Fellowship of the Ring' holding the One Ring and saying: "After all . . . why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?"

simonjadis@simonjadis· 24d

A screenshot from 'Brooklyn 99' showing Gina Linetti speaking at a party, surrounded by psychiatrists and psychologists who are fascinated by what she has going on, mentally. Her face has been clumsily replaced in MS Paint by the face of the vampire Armand following 'The Vampire Lestat' Season 1 which is also 'Interview With The Vampire' Season 3.

simonjadis@simonjadis· 25d

very very close to accurate dragon age ranking sortr.io/sorter/drago...

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jul 14

A stock photo of a scientist examining a glass beaker full of kelly green liquid. He wears safety goggles and his face is a mask of serious concentration.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jul 13

I'm great

An image of DCAU Batman, specifically from Justice League, with his face covered in sweat. He is ill, infected with a pathogen of magical design, but out of this context this is to convey extreme thirst.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jul 13

The "horny grip" meme featuring a blushing sweating individual, drawn in MS Paint, clutching one's own legs in self-restraint so fiercely as to draw blood, overwhelmed with ardor.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jul 12

comment under crab rave 🦀🥰

A screenshot of a YouTube comment under crab rave, reading: "YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE AT 3:00 AM EASTERN TIME ON JULY 12, 2026."

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jul 5

started Vampire Syndicate: Gangs of Moonfall tonight. very very early access but I really like the vibe, and I could make a hot character

A screenshot of a player character in the character creation menu of Vampire Syndicate: Gangs of Moonfall early access. With blue-tinted hair, bare arms, and a muscular twunk body, he's wearing all black with his right forearm covered in some sort of tech gauntlet. His name listed is "Hex Heller." Probably not his birth name.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jul 2

do you mean to tell me that 'Field of Dreams' is not a realistic film?

An article from 'The Independent' showing an empty National Mall Trump fair. "Trump ‘livid’ over crowd size at National Mall state fair, report says: ‘Who thought this was a good idea?’" the headline reads. The next line says: "‘It was an ‘if you build it, they will come’ mentality that failed,’ one source close to the White House said." Girl.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 30

read about people leaving manure in front of the promos for him in china????

A stricken, shocked Gordon Ramsay says "What on Earth" while holding his spoon aloft on 'Kitchen Nightmares.'

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 29

Saw it Friday night! It's a good film and I had a great time.

The Onion's "Sickos" meme but clumsily edited in MS Paint to vaguely resemble the DC comics character Lobo with his hair, facial hair, and face markings. The symbol of the house of El, worn by Superman and Supergirl, appears in place of the moon in the night's sky. His shirt reads "LOBOS." He says: "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 28

really cute ESO Pride march. much less lag during the journey than at the beginning or the end

A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for the Pride 2026 march through Auridon, showing the walk beginning in the north of the island.

A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for the Pride 2026 march through Auridon, showing a small segment of the procession in the middle of the island of Tamriel.

A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for the Pride 2026 march through Auridon, nearing the end of the march, in the south of the altmer island.

A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for the Pride 2026 march through Auridon, showing the end point as characters arrive at the southern beach of the high elven island.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 28

never had lag in any other part of ESO, but the Pride event is doing so much

A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) showing a massive, luminous crowd of people in northern Auridon. It's Pride in 2026.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 27

my more in-depth Supergirl review:

The Onion's "Sickos" meme but clumsily edited in MS Paint to vaguely resemble the DC comics character Lobo with his hair, facial hair, and face markings. The symbol of the house of El, worn by Superman and Supergirl, appears in place of the moon in the night's sky. His shirt reads "LOBOS." He says: "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 24

just finished this season of vox machina

The meme of Brian "Limmy" Limond, Scottish comedian, looking horrified and at a loss for words.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 23

The Wicked Queen (Disney's version) serving hag polymorph, her eyes wide in fascination and interest.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 22

Lestat:

The most uncomfortable and uninviting "thanks" imaginable, in a black and white film screenshot.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 16

I have been having this visual bug (inconsequential) with Tome-Bearer's Inspiration consistently since the update launched but I LOVE the new werewolf looks. gorgeous

An Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) screenshot showing an altmer vampire arcanist, whose Tome-Bearer's Inspiration ability is displaying almost horizontally even though that is not the pose of his staff at this time. He is located within the Infinite Archive, with Isobel behind him.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 16

A displeased Mr. Krabs from 'Spongebob Squarepants' appears in the foreground, with Patrick Starr showing a thumbs down and yelling "boo" in the background.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 11

An older meme portraying bitter disappointment.

simonjadis@simonjadis· Jun 1

A Letterboxd screenshot featuring three film titles: The Mandalorian & Grogu, Mortal Kombat II, and Send Help

simonjadis@simonjadis· May 27

Miyazaki saying: "I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."

simonjadis@simonjadis· May 27

sorry I just have the one

A 'Spongebob Squarepants' screenshot of Squidward Tentacles with DIckensian soot on his face and nose and stubble around his mouth, the octopod limbs that are analogous to hands bandaged, dressed as a beggar as he sits within a cardboard box. He holds out a mug as if asking for donations. There is a very poorly drawn circular "coin" being dropped into it thanks to MS Paint, and it reads 'extreme horny'

simonjadis@simonjadis· May 20

ESO livestream

The seal version of the Geordi meme, with a very unhappy looking seal and a peaceful, content looking seal. The cranky seal is next to "The Night Market" and the content seal is next to "The High Seas." Both are in reference to The Elder Scrolls Online's 2026 content.

simonjadis@simonjadis· May 12

A movie poster for Hannibal (2001) starring Sir Anthony Hopkins. A wonderful look into how to give a compelling art history lecture that includes meta commentary on a corrupt police officer who is plotting your demise. Plus a lovely look at Asheville, NC's most historic chateau.

simonjadis@simonjadis· May 12

unsure of what you mean

A horrific CGI McDonald's kids meal box, with arms and legs and a jarring and nightmarish smile, dating to the mid-2010s. The worst part of this foul homonculus has to be the eyes, which hold a malice that can normally only be found in Badgy from Lower Decks.