Crystal

@simply-crystal

Somewhere ranting about Washington Spirit. Reformed “I don’t watch sports” gay. Still confused about the different positions in basketball. Forever hater. Black | 🌈 | she/her | Free Palestine

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Crystal@simply-crystal· Jun 1

An anthem:

A gay man standing at a printer knocking over other people’s things while saying, “move, I’m gay”.

Crystal@simply-crystal· Apr 29

Weird, IG post of the XI has it by Weezy! Either way, 🫡🫡

Picture of the starting 11 for Washington Spirit.

Crystal@simply-crystal· Mar 25

My friend and fellow STH @suzannahhoover.bsky.social had a baby, and we can’t have her missing games so the natural solution was to pick up bejeweling and rhinestone the @washingtonspirit.com crest on baby headphones 🤣 💁🏾‍♀️ - halfway done!

Baby headphones for loud environments that Crystal has bejeweled with the Spirit crest - halfway done!

Crystal@simply-crystal· Mar 22

I’m sure I’m late, but uh pretty sure Alyssa is over yonder and not scoring goals.

Mistake on FotMob- I’m sure they meant Giselle? Maybe?

Crystal@simply-crystal· Mar 14

My face watching this game:

Man making a sad and/or disappointed face

Crystal@simply-crystal· Mar 13

HAPPY SPIRIT HOME OPENER DAY LFGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

A drawing of people standing around at a party. One person is standing in the corner with a speech bubble that says “do they know about Trinity Rodman?” While people around him are talking about government and random DC shit.

Crystal@simply-crystal· Mar 11

Saniya Rivers posted about how Marina went all out for her birthday and omgggggg MY HEART IS EXPLODING

Alyssa Thompson screaming after a goal as someone hugs her from behind.

Crystal@simply-crystal· Mar 5

Pls enjoy this picture of my friend’s horse dog. Her name is Winifred, Winnie for short, and she is a god damn gem.

A picture of a Great Dane named Winnie. She is grey with a white snout and chest. She is real big.

Crystal@simply-crystal· Feb 14

Does she owe us that? Hell nah. I just have a lot of feelings, ok??

Crystal@simply-crystal· Feb 13

Girl…you sure bout that? Nay didn’t give you the scoop??

Crystal@simply-crystal· Jan 28

Oh hell yea! Congratulations!! 🎉👏🏾

Trin celebrating Lilli getting into law school

Crystal@simply-crystal· Jan 23

Just remembering that Haley said we have more changes and additions coming ahead of the preseason roster next week, and wow what a time.

Hal Hershfelt standing with her arms out and eyes closed, breathing a sigh of relief post game.

Crystal@simply-crystal· Dec 28

Queen Hal 👑

Crystal@simply-crystal· Dec 10

Tiger agrees with the immediate Friday request.

A picture of Crystal’s dog, Tiger. She has a brindle coat and is laying in a pile of blankets.

Crystal@simply-crystal· Dec 3

Top podcast is @heyspirits.bsky.social - duh 💁🏾‍♀️

Crystal@simply-crystal· Dec 3

Yea yea, but THIS???

Crystal@simply-crystal· Nov 19

Ok, NOW I’m ready for the final 💅🏾✨

Spirit theme nails for the championship game

Crystal@simply-crystal· Nov 13

New Hey Spirits focused on the semifinal is out!!! LFGGGG

Trin making a face with her mouth open while twirling her hair in her fingers. Pretty sure this was after her first goal back home post-Olympics.

Crystal@simply-crystal· Nov 8

My bb got smacked in the face with a Louisville clearance. I’m gonna fight the team.

My girlfriend with an ice pack on her face because Louisville is stupid and cleared the ball at her face.

Crystal@simply-crystal· Oct 30

Ohhh Laura babe, why would you say that out loud? …While being recorded…On purpose. Like..you knew this would be posted for others to watch and have thoughts about…right? Thoughts and prayers 🕊️