Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack
Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
Me when my door dasher is at the location but has to wait for my order to be prepared
MFW I tell my dog she ain’t gettin any of my dinner but then I turn my back for one second and she’s already bout to climb up on that table
Yes, we should hold our candidates to higher standards than we do the general public. No that doesn’t only leave smooth groin McKinsey consultants as viable options.
This is going to be Disney movie levels of bad. We’re taking air bud 13 bad
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.
Real men try the accent and give it up halfway through the film
This may get me canceled on Bluesky. But folks don't realize the chaos and madness that sauron kept at bay. Folks here may not realize it, but they'll miss him when he's gone. (And Gondor will miss Denethor when he's gone).