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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· 24d

Dune Messiah (1969) by Frank Herbert

A building with a sign reading

EYE TRAUMA CENTER

LENNY LEONARD WING

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· 24d

The Odyssey (2026)

Nelson's Dad, talking to the Simpsons family.

Nelson's Dad: Well, I went in to buy cigarettes...

Flashback to Nelson's Dad buying cigarettes from Apu.

Nelson's Dad: Could you gift-wrap them, please? They're for my son.

Nelson's Dad eating a chocolate bar, and his face exploding in bumps like the Elephant Man.

Nelson's Dad: I also bought myself a candy bar, which, uh, unfortunately was filled with peanuts, to which I am allergic.

The Elephant Man-looking Nelson's Dad wearing a corn sack and holding the bars of a cage.

Nelson's Dad: I ran outside just as the circus was rolling into town.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· 26d

Beetlejuice (1988)

Marge and Homer are ghosts floating in the sky.

Homer: Hey, do you want to have ghost sex?

Marge: I keep telling you, ghost sex is nothing. It's worse than nothing.

Homer: Then why were you moaning last time?

Marge: Because I'm a ghost!

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· 26d

Lost in Translation (2003)

Lisa: Dad, we didn't come halfway around the world to eat at Americatown.

Marge: I'd like to see the Japanese take on the club sandwich. I bet it's smaller and more efficient.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· 26d

Event Horizon (1997)

The family looks at a spinning portal in the wall.

Lisa: It looks like a vortex - a gateway into another dimension.

Homer throws an orange into it.

Homer: ooh, a vortex. Catch!

A crumpled up piece of paper comes out of the votex.

Homer: Hey, pretty slick. Huh?

Lisa reads the paper.

Lisa: "Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension."

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· 26d

Cool World (1992)

Bart and Lisa after being sucked into an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon.

Bart: Hey, Lisa, we're characters in a cartoon.

Lisa: How humiliating.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· 26d

The Amazing Digital Circus (TV Series 2023–2026)

3D Homer in a computer animated world. The ground is a green grid on black, and there are random geometric shapes lying around. He walks up to a pool with goldfish in it.

View from under the pool of Homer gazing at the fish.

Homer: Mmm... unprocessed fish sticks.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 13

Mitch McConnell

Marge on the phone.

Lisa: So, is he alive or now?

Blurry image of Marge shrugging at Lisa.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 13

Unbelievable.

A single still frame of Marge that refuses to load all the way.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 10

Emma (1815) by Jane Austen

The family, all int heir Sunday clothes.

Lisa: The rich are different from you and me.

Marge, in her Chanel suit: Yes, they're better.

Homer, Lisa, and Bart stare at Marge, all a little dumbfounded.

Marge: Socially better, and if we fit in we can be better too.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 9

Noah (2014)

Bart playing with a Noah's Ark popup book. There are people on the ground kneeling in supplication to Noah standing on the Ark.

Bart: Glub glub glub. "Oh, Noah, Noah, save us, save us!"

Bart pulls a tab on the book and cases a paper wave to pop up.

Bart: "No!"

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 4

Blood Canticle (2003) by Anne Rice

Jay Sherman (from The Critic) with Bart, Lisa, and Maggie - all of them in their pajamas. Santa's Little Helper is also there.

Jay (singing): 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me...

Homer and Marge in bed.

Homer: That's it, Marge. He knows the whole hot dog song.

Homer: Go ahead. Sleep with him.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 3

Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

Homer and Abe in a car.

Homer: They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music.

The radio gets turned off.

A truck full of a posse of hillbillies with pitchforks

The truck turns around, the posse all disappointed.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 3

Supergirl (2026)

A vet looking at Santa's Little Helper.

Vet: I'm afraid that your dog has a twisted stomach. He needs an operation to correct it

An extreme closeup of the vet's eyes.

Vet: Or he'll die.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 2

Solomon Kane (2009)

A door.

Flanders: OK, come on in...

A Pilgrim Flanders steps out, holding a big cross.

Flanders: And look at this!

Pattie, Selma, and Marge (all witches) dismissively push him aside.

Pattie: Oh, please!

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 2

Carolina Caroline (2026)

Homer and Marge in a tunnel of love type ride.

Homer: A tale of two young outlaws in love. They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day.

Cut to a Depression-era house in the South.

Homer (narration) Their names were Bonnie and Clyde.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 2

The Towering Inferno (1974)

The Simpsons house is on fire and Flanders is rescuing an unconscious Homer. He's about to toss Homer out of the window.

Flanders: Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

Homer falls down onto the mattress.

He bounces off the mattress, through the front window, and back into the burning house.

Flanders, dejected but resigned: Okay.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jul 2

Witch Hat Atelier (Anime, season 1)

Lisa doing homework in a crowded bar.

Lisa: Okay, ley's see. I've got to draw a perfect circle.

A patron slams his beer bottle on Lisa's page.

Patron: There you go.

The bottle left a ring on the page.

Lisa: Th--thank you.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 30

Equilibrium (2002)

The elementary school kids walking, all dejected, while wearing grey uniforms. Skinner and Lunchlady Doris watch.

Skinner: Ah, these uniforms are a Godsend.

Skinner: Horseplay is down 40%. Youthful exuberance has been cut in half, and high spirits are at an all-time low...

Doris: They've even begun blinking in unison.

Skinner: I love that sound.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 29

The Mission: Impossible movie franchise

4-image split screen of Homer being injured.

Doing the splits while skiing, being pummeled in a vent by Groundskeeper Willie, in a boom lift truck hitting his head on things, and in the sky with his parachute having just been ripped off his back.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 27

Mamma Mia! (2008)

Bart: Look, if I'm not the father, then who is?

Older girl: A Norwegian exchange student. He's long gone, back to Norwegia.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 24

Blackwood Farm (2002) by Anne Rice

Bart and his soul (a copy of him, all in light blue) looking at each other smiling while rowing a boat.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 24

Backrooms (2026)

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 23

Disclosure Day (2026)

Homer on the couch, point at the TV.

Homer: Marge! kids! They're about to show my videotape.

A black and white photo of Homer in winter with his tongue stuck to a pole.

Kent Brockman: Local man Homer Simpson, shown here with his tongue stuck to a lamppost,

Kent: Has given us this videotape. It's a close encounter of the blurred kind.

The glowing "alien" walking through the woods.

Alien: I bring you peace.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 17

Widows Bay (TV show, 2026 - )

Homer in a phone booth talking into the receiver.

Homer: Hello, operator? I'd like to report a really weird island. Please send lots of rescue copters to...

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 10

Blood and Gold (2001) by Anne Rice

Homer, fatter than usual, as a Roman, hugging an adult Bart, also a Roman, in the Colosseum.

Homer: I failed Rome, was a less than perfect father. Worst of all, I really screwed over my friends.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 10

The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025)

The Red Hot Chili Peppers in Moe's Tavern, talking to Moe.

Ret Hot Chili Peppers member: You told our agent this place holds 30,000 people.

Moe: It does. We had 30,000 here last night.

Moe: Now play! The audience is getting restless.

Barney sitting on a chair in an otherwise empty space, holding up a cigarette lighter and a mug of beer in his other hand. Moe and the Chili Peppers look on from the background.

Barney: We want Chili Willy! We want Chili Willy!

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 9

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2023)

Kent Brockman on the news. The image behind him is a cartoon vampire mascot bending a barbell.

Kent: And the Montreal "Vampire."

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 5

The Voices (2014)

Ralph with an imaginary Leprechaun on his shoulder.

Leprechaun: Ah, you've done grand, laddie. Now you know what you have to do - burn the house down.

Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks· Jun 3

Frank & Zed (2020)

Marge: Sock puppets.

Homer (screaming): Where? Where?