Fletch_Lives

@simulacrumbling

Delights in the weird spaces of our many worlds. This is where I store bad jokes I tell at work. I post strange movie fan fiction (and reviews) on Letterboxd he/him I ignore DM's

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Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Mar 13

White-Face Devil Dong-Bequeather.

Handmade movie poster for Nigerian horror movie End of the Wicked, featuring a bald whiteface Satan shooting lightning bolts into a severed head with horns, two weird animal heads maybe a dog and lemur with a bird beak, a praying pastor with a Bible, and a grandma with a big dong.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Mar 13

Lord Palance of Gor.

Jack Palance with a smug grin in a funny black jester hat and high collar and gold chain. A brunette woman smiles warily at him. The silhouette of MST3K's Mike and the robots appear at the bottom of the screen.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Mar 5

Must be related

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Mar 4

These days, it takes me longer to read books.

A beautiful orange, black, and white tabby cat is nestled on an open book on my lap. I'm stroking its fur.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Feb 21

Out thrifting.

A porcelain white mannequin in a knit beige hat and an auburn wig, in a thrift store.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Oct 31

Did the Monster Mash.

I'm wearing a Scream mask, a Jason hat, a shirt that says Halloween and has Freddy Krueger's face on it. My name badge says Fran Chise.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Jun 7

Participated again with @marizza.bsky.social in Kentucky's 400 mile yard sale, plus a few thrift stores in Hopkinsville. Total haul was for under a hundred bucks, and the folks we gave our money to were lovely people.

A living room floor is nearly covered with a spread of books, DVDs, VHS's, wooden dishes, and a classic Simon says game from the 80's. At the edge of the spread, two cats investigate.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Apr 5

Now watching The Intruder (1989) on The Last Drive-In with @marizza.bsky.social, wondering if Omega Mart in Vegas should have an Intruder-themed Halloween Party. #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam

On a TV screen: the ornate, kitsch-filled set of The Last Drive-In, with Joe Bob Briggs in western wear and bolo tie, and Darcy the Mail Girl drinking a Lone Star beer. They sit between handmade signs listing Joe Bob's 24 elements of a slasher film.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Mar 23

Now watching "Creature from the Black Lagoon" on Svengoolie with @marizza.bsky.social Hi Felissa Rose!

A TV on a bookcase shows Svengoolie interviewing Felissa Rose. A cartoon head of Svengoolie wearing a joker hat flashes across the screen.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Mar 16

Now watching Opus with @marizza.bsky.social

Our feet propped up in recliner seats at a movie theater with the lights still on.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Mar 8

Watching Phantom of the Opurra with @marizza.bsky.social and our lovely cat Ella.

A beautiful cat sits on my lap as I watch the movie.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Mar 8

Now watching Phantom of the Opera on The Last Drive-In with @marizza.bsky.social #lastdrivein

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Jan 12

Now watching Dracula's Daughter on Svengoolie with @marizza.bsky.social

A lit candle sits beside a TV screen in a living room. On the television a black & white image of an elegant woman playing a piano topped with lit candles, while a garish man with slick back hair sits beside her in an ornate wooden chair. The subtitles read "quiet."

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Dec 25

Now watching: A Christmas Story with @marizza.bsky.social - wondering if my poor eyesight is due to childhood soap poisoning.

In a linoleum tiled bathroom with a frilly window curtain, a sandy-haired young boy in glasses and a brown sweater sits ruefully with a big red bar of soap stuck in his mouth.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Dec 15

Now Watching: The 12 Disasters of Christmas with @marizza.bsky.social "So this is like some 2012 thing?" "No. This is the 2012 thing!"

The sky is cloudy and gray. A tornado surges forward. Among the swirling debris a gray sedan flies out towards a woman standing in a field, her arms outstretched in confused fright.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Dec 12

I thought he did a fine job in Battle Beyond the Stars, the first of Roger Corman's many knock-off Star Wars cash-ins.

John Saxon, with a painted slash over his eye wears a campy metallic space suit with red shoulder pads, stares sullenly ahead while standing before some sort of space throne.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Dec 8

Nollywood Sunday! Now Watching: Blood Sacrifice of 21 Pregnant Dwarfs (It's 4 1/2 hours long and the sound is terrible. Time to re-up the drugs!)

An African man in white robe, red hat, and red scarf sits cross-legged on a mat in a sparse room with a red-blanketed bed. On the bed sits a tablet and a book.

In the spot where the man once sat, a CGI bird, possibly a seagull, rises above the mat.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Nov 29

I f'n love Space Mutiny. One of the only episodes where the riffing stops for awhile while Mike and the bots just gut laugh at the movie.

A silly looking man in a stupid space helmet screams senselessly.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Nov 29

Now Watching: MST3K The Final Sacrifice with @marizza.bsky.social . Historic moment re-airing MST3K's "lost" episode. One of my absolute favorites, chock full of Canadian Ninjas. And of course, the incomparable Zapp Rowsdower!

On a TV screen in a dark room, the silhouettes of a man and two robots stare up at a moustached man in denim making a phone call in a phone booth.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Nov 25

Now Watching with @marizza.bsky.social : Christmas Twister. Or should I say, Christams Twister? Starring Casper Van Dien. Or should I say, Caserp Van Dine?

In a dark room a TV screen glows. The title of the movie on the screen reads: Christams Twister.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Nov 17

Now Watching: Cade the Tortured Crossing with @marizza.bsky.social

The majestic Neil Breen, clad in black leather jacket and black shirt, stands before a bucolic landscape of trees and rolling green hills.

The majestic Neil Breen, clad in black leather jacket, black shirt, and blue jeans, crouches on a bucolic landscape of trees and rolling hills, and wrestles a CGI white tiger with black streaks.

Fletch_Lives@simulacrumbling· Nov 17

Now Watching: The Barn (2016) with @marizza.bsky.social