Now I know where Djed Spence shops

No player is worth as much as this man, how can you pick up managers for next to nothing when they’re probably more important than any individual player?

As if the crime itself wasn’t enough…

Evan Guessand returning to training at Bodymoor Heath

Can’t believe it!

WTF is this????

The grand wizard of Oz

Well look what @tomc2312.bsky.social stumbled across.

The first time (in Istanbul) was so nice He had to do it twice

Newcastle have been done so dirty 😂😂

Hey @newcastleunited.com, I’ve just brought the new kit and it added an extra fiver onto the self scan at Tesco. What do you intend to do about this?

I’d have thought so, he’s already 3 inches taller.

Fair play to Gabriel, he absolutely ruined Amadou Onana this day 😂😂😂 #arsenal #astonvilla #gabriel #onana #avfc #arsenalfc

People said Tony Xia was crazy saying Villa could get into the Champions League.

People said women don’t LOVE football but…

Was this guy one of them?

The doctors were saying I’d never get it up again….but guess what?

Villa qualifying for the Champions League this season

Next best thing…

He really took trying to be like his idol too far on Friday.

This man was a visionary, and I’m still waiting for his debut at the Crucible.

Russell Brand when he finds that bible passage.

‘Can you show me the work you’ve done this week’ Me

From this to finishing 7th, 4th, 6th and on the verge of Champions League football again. Not just one good season, 3 and 2/3s. Unbelievable manager, didn’t even dream that anyone could do this well and that was before even realising how much PSR would hamper us. Emery, the best.

Nervous about today

This guy sounds even worse than bin-laden, no wonder they’ve attacked Iran!

The Villa Adidas trainers I want!