Sir Smashy's Box of Fun
@siresmashy
He/Him They/Them Cryptid An assortment of all sorts of things plastic, fuzzy, and the like 🔞 No fetuses allowed 🔞 PFP by laio.linn, banner by @nippleghost Hatched in 2000 Feel free to dm for war dollie comms or talking!
I'm fighting for my life out here where there's 0 kink and nothing to do And work has been absolutely consuming me, send help
Whoops being an adult has taken my painting time away lmao, anyways here's a #3dprinted ReDead that I painted similarly to an #Orzhov thrall, a fun way to try horrible skin painting! #hobby #minipainting #legendofzelda #nerdlings
Ooh I've got this in spades this time! I love making funky little guys
I think these two are some of the oldest things I own and have painted, the second one being the finished conversion of a Chainmail mini!
Bsky probably had another sloperation incident but here's the first thing I finished after my FWA trip! An active and dormant #Armos from #Zelda that a friend of mine 3d printed for me a bit ago! The stony color turned out really nice on the active one! #minipainting #3dprint #hobby #nerdlings
Now that I'm not busy with things I think there's a few other folks I ran into at #FWA2026 including @ninjatreecko.bsky.social and a big balloon dragon I found by chance on my first day! Not sure who they are though, but that was fun! Def looking forward to next year's shenanigans!
Ooh damn I never shared the picture I got with @xyrafrostveil.bsky.social on my first day of #FWA after being lost! Was fun running into them though!
A few more pictures from the pokemeetI managed to get quickly, in order @poxphox.bsky.social @noboriona.bsky.social and another Vaporeon I wasn't able to get the @ of, but still was very cute!
Big fan of this picture lol, I was meandering mildly lost and then I ran into [Lizzert] duo who are friends of mine (another @indyandmore.bsky.social and @lewnatic32.bsky.social ) My friends really made my con experience such a blast! #FWA #FWA2026
A sweet noi! I hope they're proud of their Homonculus assistant!
Post something DESTRUCTIVE! Giant robots with mech sizes shotguns and artillery cannon armaments are probably pretty destructive lol #miniatures #Battletech #warmongers #nerdlings
Gosh there's a bunch of people I met and was able to get a picture with! He's a collection of a few so I don't spam my account lol: @popdan.bsky.social absolutely slaying @tyrannytrex.bsky.social being a sweetie with silly squeaks! And then @naomibun.bsky.social who seems very lovely! #FWA2026
Encountered a wild @existentialbeanbag.com randomly! Absolutely gorgeous suit, and her belly was very soft as well! Great seeing you!
Got this picture of @arijuno.bsky.social alongside @indyandmore.bsky.social and @lewnatic32.bsky.social (I was tagging along with them lmao) but it was great meeting you all! #FWA2026
I'm busy with FWA silliness so here's this #Helios painted like .. Helios from Bakugan. It turned out really great actually though, even if it is kinda silly #Battletech #mechs #paintingminiatures #warmongers #Starleague #nerdlings #hobby
These are some of mine that I immediately thought of Something something da ba dee
I had this Mage Hunter Golem sitting around and I decided to try some color shifting metals on it to experiment. The Vallejo ones make for a nice effect once you're done painting, and those turbo dorks I got seem a little unusable lol Still proud though! #dnd #hobby #warmongers #nerdlings #minis
Got home early today so I can share more war dollies, this time an #Awesome! I was trying to figure out what about it felt weird to me and it's that I'm not a fan of the Big Pant and tiny arm look lol #Battletech #Mechwarrior #warmongers #nerdlings #hobby #minipainting #miniatures
I've been claimed by work this past week and wasn't able to post more of my Stuff, so now here's this #Trebuchet painted in #zbots colors! Experimenting with schemes is always fun tee her #Battletech #innersphere #hobby #warmongers #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
I've got some nifty Zelda prints a friend sent me based up before painting! Dunno if you want a (probably) warp based entity in the ranks though
Now that BlueSky isn't imploding I can finally share this stinky that I had done for months but just completely forgot to put tufts on the base for lol #Warhammer40k #deathguard #nurgle #plaguemarine #nerdlings #warmongers #hobby #minipainting #miniatures
The last of that batch of Robert I painted was my personal favorite mech, an #Emperor that I gave some extra flair based on a Bakugan I like Super proud of this one tbh #Battletech #Mechwarrior #bakugan #Pearl #haos #warmongers #hobby #nerdlings #mech
I painted this #Victor in the last batch as well, and I just wanted to try out my favorite teal/orange color combo. Definitely love this one and how honest the weaponry on it is lol #Battletech #innersphere #Mechwarrior #warmongers #nerdlings #hobby #minipainting #miniatures
Next up in that batch i finished was a Tian-Zong that I gave Black Knight arms. I wasn't really a fan of the shrimpy arms it normally has. I'm also really pleased with the glass work on it! #Battletech #innersphere #hobby #warmongers #Mechwarrior #minipainting #mechs
I finished a bunch more robor at once and I'll share 'em over time, starting off with an #Exterminator from that one ComStar box! Had fun with the simple colors on this one #Battletech #bakugan #mechwarrior #minipainting #hobby #warmongers #nerdlings
Finished up a Highlander IIC and had fun with the #gundalianinvaders #subterra scheme. Can't really do much to improve an already Funny big boye mech lol #Battletech #claninvasion #hobby #Mechwarrior #minipainting #warmongers #nerdlings