Sirhc Rockatansky

@sirhcbte

Touches mountains and forests. Taps mountains and forests. MTG Player (Oathbreaker, Pioneer)

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Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· 12d

You can recreate this scene in Magic: the Gathering

Magda, Brazen Outlaw {1}{R}

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Berserker

Other Dwarves you control get +1/+0.

Whenever a Dwarf you control becomes tapped, create a Treasure token.

Sacrifice five Treasures: Search your library for an artifact or Dragon card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
2/1

Throwing Knife {2}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may sacrifice this Equipment. If you do, this Equipment deals 2 damage to any target.

Equip {2}

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· 20d

I'm going to waste a few hours with this, CoCo, and Nightpack Ambusher.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· 26d

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jul 12

Drew against Naya Gates. Did not finish one game. 😂

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jul 4

"The Return of the Living Dead" is a 4th of July movie. It begins on July 3 and ends with fireworks on July 4.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jun 21

Selesnya-coded Sprite™ (ALDI brand key lime kombucha. It slaps.)

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jun 19

Semantics aside

Flavor text of Atarka Monument, emphasizing the word "her:" Atarka is worshipped and fed by her subjects at Ayagor, the Dragon’s Bowl.

Flavor text of Seismic Rupture, emphasizing the word "her:" The shaman opened the earth beneath their feet, trapping the survivors within the crevices of Ayagor for Atarka to devour at her leisure.

Flavor text of SLD Stomping Ground, emphasizing the word "her:" “Atarka and her subjects congregate in Ayagor, the Dragon’s Bowl. It is my duty to keep that bowl full.”
—Surrak, the Hunt Caller

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jun 19

Also, I love the promo printing of Botanical Brawler. Also also, "Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order" reminds me of "The Restoration Of Chaos & Order" by Against All Authority. I should throw that in the ol' song request queue next stream. 🤔

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jun 17

Baltimore has seen a historic reduction in violent crime thanks to Mayor Scott's leadership. However, it has created a power vacuum and now bands of geese stalk the promenade with impunity.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jun 16

Prowess gamer looking to expand their horizons is punched back into the box by the paper prices of Badgermole Cub and Ouroboroid.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jun 13

This is a hipster 5k. I can tell from the Jenga.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· May 30

Who is out here putting these kind of tags on Tenebrae, man

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· May 1

Constructive arts? We'll see how this one plays out. “You say this Tenth District, not Rubblebelt. But where smash happen, that Rubblebelt. Rubblebelt state of mind.” —Urgdar, cyclops philosopher

“You say this Tenth District, not Rubblebelt. But where smash happen, that Rubblebelt. Rubblebelt state of mind.”
—Urgdar, cyclops philosopher

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· May 1

Diablo2Sky, the 2pm hour was absolutely nuts for my set Chronicle.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Apr 25

Fang Dragon does a TON of work in the current meta.

Fang Dragon {5}{R}{R}

Creature — Dragon

Flying

“Watch out for its teeth, tail, claws, wings, back, and front.”
—Olga, cavalier
6/3
Forktail Sweep {1}{R}

Sorcery — Adventure

Forktail Sweep deals 1 damage to each creature you don’t control. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Mar 27

Got out of the house (!?) and terrorized a small Pioneer (!?) locals. Izzet Prowess versus UB Control, Angels, UW Spirits.

Standings for a small Magic: The Gathering event. OP went 3-0, 6-0.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Mar 14

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Mar 5

🤩

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Mar 4

it's 'Walker Wednesday! who's your favorite planeswalker? Among the living? Gonna have to be Vivien, the Steve Irwin of planeswalkers.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Mar 4

😍

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Mar 1

🥰

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Feb 17

Working on my PSX Vagrant Story reaction image collection and then it's over for ya'll.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Feb 11

Creature-based Black aggro has a history in a number of formats, so its not unheard of. So long as we're giving type/class to creatures, I think its neat to have payoffs even if they are niche. Some Vampire enthusiast playing Zendikar Constructed would love to have Coveted Prize!

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Feb 11

I don't think ever outside of ZNR limited, but I have seen a very similar card cast quite a bunch. (1/2)

Beseech the Mirror {1}{B}{B}{B}

Sorcery

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)

Search your library for a card, exile it face down, then shuffle. If this spell was bargained, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if that spell’s mana value is 4 or less. Put the exiled card into your hand if it wasn’t cast this way.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Feb 4

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Feb 3

If I had to pinpoint the exact thing that cemented my interest in Value Vintage, it's that I can play four copies of this card.

Ursine Monstrosity {2}{G}

Creature — Bear Mutant

Trample

At the beginning of combat on your turn, mill a card and choose an opponent at random. This creature attacks that player this combat if able. Until end of turn, this creature gains indestructible and gets +1/+1 for each card type among cards in your graveyard.
3/3

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jan 11

I have two beautiful and very photogenic children...But this is probably my favorite picture I took last year.

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jan 10

There's some Gremlin excellence in the Boros Tokens list! @levdev.bsky.social

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jan 9

Soon

Sirhc Rockatansky@sirhcbte· Jan 5

A common trap for other people: "Is X card cEDH playable?" A common trap for me: "Surely this card will put Pioneer Humans back on the map." SPM had a few, but I'm ready to be hurt again.