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Curagadoo

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🧶🎮🥾🍄🌲🌳 Solidarity Forever, Free Palestine 🇵🇸 she/her Use alt text you lazy cunts

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Curagadoo@sirhiss· 17d

The corner shop didn't have any normal Twisters

Mark from Peep Show looking hysterical and saying "oh my god, this has got to be a dream, nothing this bad could ever happen in reality"

Curagadoo@sirhiss· 18d

If you see this quote a pic of you wearing sunglasses

Me sitting in a garden wearing a blue skater dress and horn rimmed sunglasses, blowing on a dandelion clock

Curagadoo@sirhiss· 22d

Curagadoo@sirhiss· 22d

Uh oh

The back of a lorry that's carrying a load of giant logs, taken from the rear seat of the car behind it

Curagadoo@sirhiss· 25d

The "no, I don't think I will" meme

Curagadoo@sirhiss· 27d

Thank FUCK

Screenshot from phone saying it's going to be 23°C tomorrow, 5° cooler than today

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Jul 13

Found a little bit of paradise, had a picnic 🥪🍓🍰🌲

A glassy pond surrounded by trees

A duck standing guard next to her babies on the bank of a pond. There's a willow tree in the background.

A large pond surrounded by trees in full leaf. A willow tree dangles into the pond on the right hand side. The surface of the pond is still and reflects the trees and the sky.

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Jul 11

Two frame LOTR meme, in the first frame Merry is saying "I didn't think it would end this way" and in the second Gandalf is saying "well it has lmao"

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Jul 11

Every time lmao

Screenshot showing the OP joined in November 2024

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Jun 10

Ok that's good because otherwise everything I paint will have this energy

Marge Simpson after Homer has shot her with the makeup gun

Curagadoo@sirhiss· May 23

The Pointy One isn't enjoying the weather

A border collie relaxing on a fleece bed roll

Curagadoo@sirhiss· May 19

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Rufus from The Dreamstone floating inside a bubble

Curagadoo@sirhiss· May 10

The raccoons from Pom Polo with massive balls

Curagadoo@sirhiss· May 8

Manifesting

Sophie's mum from Peep Show stood at the stove stirring a pot, with the caption "just some starmer resignation jam"

Curagadoo@sirhiss· May 8

The Starmer worm from the fake bank note with the GTA wasted text pasted over the top of it

Curagadoo@sirhiss· May 2

The garden is starting to pop off

A big white clematis flower with pink lines down the middle of each petal. I think it's a John Paul II but I could be wrong.

Some purple and yellow (bearded?) irises in bloom

A peony flower about to bloom against a backdrop of green leaves, it's a deep pink colour

Curagadoo@sirhiss· May 1

Graphic of a honking goose

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 30

Failed at not buying myself more shiny things didn't I

A Magic: The Gathering precon commander deck - the one with Terra from Final Fantasy VI

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 30

Quote with a photo you've taken of some public art

A bike propped against a black wall. Someone had crudely sprayed the words "you're shit" on the wall with white paint.

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 27

Schwing!

A giant slice of spanakopita with Greek salad and tzatziki

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 25

Would not recommend eating spicy Niknaks before taking out your contact lenses

Fish guy from SpongeBob with smoke coming out of his red and bloodshot eyes

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 23

Walter White from Breaking Bad saying "I won"

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 23

This was fun though 💕

Photo of the stage at the Lucy Darling show. There are potted plants and a piano with blue and red lighting, and a projection of Lucy on a chaise longue at the back

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 22

We're ramping up to peak dawdling tourist season in Oxford and I've had enough already.

Nicola Murray from The Thick of It looking distressed in a hotel bathroom with the caption "get me some ketamine. I want to separate my mind from my body"

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 21

Hoping I can also blind them with the sparkle from my chocobo mat!

Photo of a section of my sparkly chocobo play mat

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 19

I thought the sign said "erotic boulders" from a distance

Am arrangement of boulders in a garden, with an informational sign labelled "erratic boulders"

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 17

The Pointy One is here 💕

Meg the pointy border collie getting scritches from my mum

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 5

Had a banging roast (with the best crackling I've ever made) and now I'm in a food coma

A roast dinner with roast pork, crackling, yorkies, potatoes, cabbage, carrots and gravy

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 5

Happy Easter x

Meme of Jesus stepping out of his tomb with the caption "fucking lag. Took 3 days to respawn"

Curagadoo@sirhiss· Apr 3

Well that was a mistake

Mulder from The X-Files sat in a hospital corridor on the phone, the caption reads "one sorry son of a bitch speaking"