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Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Jul 4

We’re doing our annual Jaws rewatch and Richard Dreyfuss is giving big transmasc vibes. This is a thing he would hate so I had to spread the association on here

Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws. He is wearing a denim shirt over a grey sweatshirt, slutty little glasses, and a beanie that’s too small

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Jun 2

#BookSky #Pride 2/31 Starting off strong with "Her Body and Other Parties" b Carmen Maria Machado! I read this collection of short stories and realized this is how I want to write. bookshop.org/p/books/her-...

Book cover of "Her Body and Other Parties." A person's head and neck are turned away from the viewer, orange stippling on a black background. The head is turned like you are looking up at them and they are looking up and away from you. The neck shows the muscles and veins underneath the skin. There is a green ribbon floating around the neck, not tightly but loosely.

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Jan 2

2026 Ins and Outs:

A Notes app screenshot that reads:

Ins & Outs 2026

Out:

Feeling “not queer enough”
Doing it for the ‘gram
Taylor Swift
Imposter syndrome
Reading Content instead of Articles
Amazon (yes, even kindle!)
Putting up with AI
Mindless scrolling
Disconnection from local community
Financial insecurity

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Oct 29

The card I pulled from the Woodland Wardens deck today is “satisfaction” - or the turtle and coriander. It’s been an extremely hard week personally, and this card is challenging me to understand that satisfaction is still possible. That I’m not a failure. My homework: list things I’m proud of

A person holding up a card from the Woodland Wardens Oracle Deck over their work desk. The card shows a painted turtle surrounded by coriander leaves. The art style is soft, painted illustration

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· May 25

BOTH books back in stock! "Queering the Runes" is my debut solo book about how the runes are queer as fuck and deeply healing. "Lessons from the Empress" is co-authored with @mxcassandrasnow.bsky.social and all about tarot + creativity lore-books.com/shop #witchsky #heathensky #occultsky

Two books sitting next to each other on a hardwood floor. The one on hte left is "Lessons from the Empress: a tarot workbook for self-care and creative growth" and the one on the right is "Queering the Runes"

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Apr 7

How could I possibly get ready for work when this is my view? What am I supposed to do, disturb him??

point of view shot: A black cat sitting on a pillow on my lap, facing away from the camera.

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Mar 21

Happy Trans Read-A-Thon! I’m offering up a copy of one of my books in a raffle in honor of the read-a-thon. To enter, you’ll just need to donate $5 to OutFront MN, a local queer and trans advocacy group working to keep MN safe for our community. Every $5 = an entry www.outfront.org

Two books next to each other on a dark green background. The first is “Queering the Runes: reclaiming ancestral wisdom in rune magic and mythology” and the second is “Lessons from the Empress: a workbook for self-care and creative growth.” The cover of Queering the Runes has a raven on the cover holding two runes on strings. The raven’s feathers are a dark iridescent rainbow cover. “Lessons from the Empress” is mostly the cover, with a black border and orange/autumnal colored flowers

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Mar 18

Post you from a different era Me when I was still in public policy, before I was a professional witch. I was working in a horrible job and on my way to England

A person with a blonde bob smiles closed-mouth at the camera. She’s wearing a red and purple plaid flannel with a gray t-shirt underneath. There is a single blue extension hidden in the hair and rectangular blue glasses.

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 27

BlueSky Flashes test … you all get to see Mr Wednesday

A black cat sitting on my lap. There is a computer in the background, and behind that there are shelves of records.

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 26

Got these two in PR from @llewellynbooks.bsky.social courtesy of @markusironwood.bsky.social last week - very excited to dig in! “Alpine Witchery” by Christian Brunner “Elves, Witches, and Gods” by Cat Heath

Cover for Alpine Witchery by Christian Brunner

Cover for “Elves, Witches, and Gods” by Cat Heath

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 23

Indigenous Resistance to Colonial Domination 📅 Date & Time: March 4th, 6:00 PM EST 📍 Register here: tinyurl.com/1stpane Join this webinar with Indigenous leaders from movements across the globe to discuss ongoing struggles for land, sovereignty, and liberation in the face of colonial violence.

A graphic advertising a webinar titled "Indigenous Resistance to Colonial Domination." It's a free online webinar with speaders Xaytun Ennasr, Eve Reyes-Aguirre, and Tina Ngata on Tuesday, March f4th at 3pm PST, 6pm EST. ASL and Spanish translation is available. Put together by the Catalyst Project.

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 22

My Card of the Day: 2 Disks from @thewordwitch.bsky.social Gay Marseilles. So good because I’m contemplating work and rest, and slowing down my work today so that it doesn’t feel frantic. Also writing about Jera, harvests, and the Wheel of the Year.

A hand holding up the 2 of Disks card from the Gay Marseilles tarot. The card looks like a big S with disks in the curves. It is illustrated in an updated Marseilles style, with two snakes facing each other in the S itself. There are flowers and other flourishes. The color scheme is a canary yellow, light pink, teal, green, sky blue, and purple

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 16

Oddmart MN is so good. check out my new t-shirt!!

Black t-shirt with a cartoon cat. The cat is black with green eyes and outlined in orange. It’s spitting out a gum ball. There is orange text that says “Tricks or Treats Night Favorite!” And Glorp EEKS! All in a very kitschy b-movie cartoon style

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 15

Happy Lupercalia to all who celebrate! I’m cozying up with “The Company of Wolves” and Angela Carter

A still shot from the film “The Company of Wolves.” Five dogs that look like wolves are sitting at a banquet table with a white tablecloth. They are dressed in cute white and pink dresses that look like. A 17th century French courtiers dress. There are two men in full doublets and powdered wigs behind them.

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 13

Occult book challenge day ???? (I’m not keeping track): The Witches’ Sabbath by Kelden!

Book cover for “The Witches’ Sabbath: an exploration of history, folklore, and modern practice” by Kelden. The cover is a sort of faux-woodcut style, showing witches flying on brooms. It’s light blue, white, gray, and black.

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 8

Occult Book Challenge: I uh … missed a few days. But here’s my Day 3: “Year of the Witch: Connecting with Nature’s Seasons through Intuitive Magic” by Temperance Alden

Glossy paperback cover of Year of the Witch by Temperance Alden. The cover is white with a wreath with different seasonal flowers on it. In the middle of the wreath is a very light gray illustration of the sun

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 2

30 Days of Esoteric Books Day 2: The Witch’s Book of Numbers by @beescolnick.bsky.social! Going to start reading this today.

A copy of “The Witch’s Book of Numbers” by Rebecca Scolnick sits on a mid-century modern rocking chair against a pillow. The book cover is blue with stylized numbers on it. The rocking chair is chartreuse and the pillow is a deep navy blue with a geometric pattern of oranges and reds.

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 1

30 Day Occult Book Challenge: Starting late so I’m starting my 30 days today I guess! First up is “Six Ways” by @aidanwachter.bsky.social! Currently going through a cycle of reclaiming ritual - so full of good magical teaching.

Book cover of Six Ways: Approaches & Entries for Practical Magic” by Aidan Wachter. Paperback. Green cover with a doorway, a sigil, a star and two crescent moons

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Feb 1

Was talking with @markusironwood.bsky.social about my current renewed interest in sigils last night and he gifted me this! Love Tempest’s work, can’t wait to dive in!

A photo of the cover for the Sigil Witchery Oracle Deck. It’s black and has silver holographic foil and a beautiful sigil on the cover. The tagline is “60 Cards for Drawing Magic”

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Jan 29

let’s get to know each other over on this corner of the internet, quote with a selfie and the lord of your ascendant! Mercury in Cancer in the 11th I was JUST telling someone my writing all related to helping foster relationships that people have with themselves and building a better future ❤️‍🔥

A person with freshly dyed brunette hair smirking at the camera. They are wearing sunglasses, a black zip up hoodie, and a lavender t-shirt that says “Lavender Menace”

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Jan 22

Hahahaaa how much you wanna bet the word Grindr is censored on Threads/meta? That joke slapped, I’m sure it would’ve got likes if ppl could see it

A screenshot of two threads. The first one says “Back to the Grind (writing about bottoms in medieval Iceland). It has 12 likes. The second is a quote thread that says “BACK TO THE GRINDR AMIRIGHT LADS” and has 0 interaction

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Jan 17

BlueSky sale on this weekend at Lore Books! Take 18% off your order of $50 or more with code BLUERSKIES Sale on through 1/20/15 lore-books.com

A shelf with tea and incense from Ritualcravt

A collection of goods from the shop including the Marigold Tarit, the Mirror Oracle, the red femme detox notebook from Open Seas Design co, a Yule greeting card, and Yule incense from Sea Witch Botanicals

A close up of the Nordic Seas Bath Tea. The label has a mermaid on it

Siri // 🥀🐺@sirivplouff· Jan 16

Restock on Ritualcravt tea and incense! I’ve also added a couple of new tea blends to get us through this dark winter. And remember: take 18% off your order of $50 or more with code BLUERSKIES at checkout lore-books.com