Sir Balthazar Wobbly

@sirwobbly

I do Audax rides on the magnificent Pashley Guv'nor. Proud owner of pair of Plus Fours and Mr Bear: the world's lovliest Cocker Spaniel. Also proud anti-fascist, anti-racist. Fugitive from the place formerly known as Twitter

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Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· 20d

The lovely Mary Hopkin @maryhopkin.bsky.social

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· 21d

I'll see your rescue kitten and raise you my rescue Spaniel.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jul 11

Cricket, England Vs India T20 Has there ever been an over quite like this one? And people say cricket is boring???

Score for each ball in the 18th over. six.six. four. wicket. wicket. six.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jul 7

Honestly, the biggest clown show since Billy Smart's circus. #farage #binface #clacton #uk

Nigel farage riding a unicycle in a circus ring

Count Binface riding a unicycle in a circus ring

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jul 7

Count Binface for #uk PM! There, I called it first. #historicTweetsOfThe21stCentury

Count Binface standing in front of the Palace of Westminster. He's pointing his finger outwards and upwards like, er... a well-known National Socialist salute. But just with his finger, ok?

oh, and there's the Elizabeth Tower (aka "Big Ben") in the background.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jul 7

Here. I fixed the typos in Zia's post.

Copy of Zia Yusuf's post on Twitter replacing the text with "Give Nigel's family a loan"

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jul 7

That Farage anouncement: #uk

I expect Farage will announce that he wants to spend more time with his family / money.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jul 6

"He's orange, he's got piles, he's in the Epstein files! The Tango twat. The Tango twat." With apologies for the language, but I was channeling my inner Jane Godley, bless her.

Jane Godley holding a sign that says "Trump is a cunt". She is being high-fived by a Scottish Police officer."

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jul 1

Blimey! I briefly appear in a YouTube video about PBP 2015 when I was riding my Pashley Roadster Sovereign! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh-H... #audax

A gentleman in a hi-viz gillet, black tracksuit bottoms, trainers, and a cycling cap on (backwards) riding a Pashley Roadster (Dutch-style bike) along a very sunny country lane in rural northern France. And there's a little Union Jack flag on the back next to a water bottle.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jun 30

I have just received email spam from Meta (i.e. Facebook) to buy a pair of their nosey parker/spying/intrusive/pervert's dream/surveillance glasses and suggesting that I "Put them on (and) see what happens". I imagine that getting punched in the face would be high on the list of outcomes...

A screenshot of the subject line of an email saying "Put them on. See what happens."

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jun 29

Good grief! Ripe blackberries already??? It's not even July yet! 😮

A ripe blackberry still on the blackberry bush

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jun 20

On the topic of fighting to remain the UK Prime Minister, I read in the news that Keir Starmer is adamant. I suppose "Stand and deliver" is going to be his election slogan.

An AI-generated image of British Prime Minister Keir Starmer dressed like 80s pop start Adam Ant in his "Stand and deliver" period.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jun 18

I can't believe I'm saying this but, for once, the orange shitgibbon posted something truthful. #donald #trump #USA #Iran #mou

A Twitter post from Donald Trump dated 2013 where he says that the deal the US has just reached with Iran is rotten and everyone is laughing at the stupidity of the USA.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· May 25

Sometimes you have to ask yourself how trustworthy review web sites are... #PCGuide.com

A screenshot of part of a web page which says "Best quiet keyboard in 2026" but it also shows that the web page was last updated in April 2025.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· May 12

Does old Lego have any value? I mean apart from sentimental value. I used to play with this in the 1960s #Lego #1960s #UK

An old wooden box of Lego pieces. The wooden cover, which is slightly open, has a picture of a pair of well-dressed children playing with Lego. Very 1960s!

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· May 7

What the hell is going on with Beryl bikes in Worcester??? I wonder if the @worcestergreens.bsky.social or @worcesternews.bsky.social know?

Screenshot of the Beryl app showing almost literally no bikes available anywhere in Worcester, UK

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Apr 23

RIP Lily. She was the runt of the litter when I got her 15 years ago but she grew to be such a lovely, loving dog. I am bereft.

Lily, eight week old English Springer Spaniel puppy. The most gorgeous picture ever.

Lily. Sitting on a Malvern hill, clear blue winter sky with frost on the ground looking into the distance.

Lily. English Springer Spaniel. On her back on a sofa. About as fast asleep as it's possible to be.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Apr 11

www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/co... Elon Musk as The Thing.

A new horror. Elon Musk's head on a walking robot dog thing

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Apr 8

TACO trump. Who's surprised. (with gratitude to The Onion)

A screenshot from The Onion of TACO yellow donald trump's latest impotent threat

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Mar 31

Safe? They will outlive us all....

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Mar 22

I know AI is everywhere now and Microsoft is squeezing "copilot" into just about everything. But I am honestly alarmed at the new AI-powered "clippy"

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Mar 1

Can someone tell me how the heck to turn the damn LEDs off??? #PC #nvidia #LEDs #damnAnnoying

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Feb 19

Being a keen follower of all things athletic and Olympic, imagine my surprise at hearing that British curlers are in the news again

The character Hilda Ogden from the TV series "Coronation street"

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Feb 19

It's the 21st century and now, at long last, finally, battered Brussels sprouts are finally here!!!!

the outside cover of a box of frozen battered Brussels sprouts

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Feb 13

erm... what? Talk about "life out of balance". #PhilipGlass

A screenshot of a Facebook friend request from Philip Glass!

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jan 31

Oh Facebook! How trustworthy you are. A new #Audax event "near me" It's in Dumfries. 250 miles away you halfwit.

A facebook notification showing something "near me"

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Jan 31

Whilst walking Lily earlier I spotted an important safety notice on Worcester racecourse...

A safety notice that on a steel post. The sign says "For your own safety please avoid use of the steppings whilst". The bottom part of the sign is broken off so we have no idea what it is that's dangerous on the "steppings".

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Dec 9

Have bought the wife the, by now, traditional Cliff Richard Calendar for Christmas. The ageless Sir Cliff - a UK national treasure.

Cliff Richard 2026 calendar with pictures of the ageless Sir Cliff at his sexiest.

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Nov 22

I like this new two day Test Match format #ashes #Cricket #England #australia

Cricket score, two overs. 4 Wicket 4 1 1 wicket dot ball 2 2 6 dot ball 6

Sir Balthazar Wobbly@sirwobbly· Nov 4

No prizes for guessing what I'm at a recording of. #BBC #RADIO4