Sister Golden Bear
@sistergoldenbear
Snark whisperer • Hibernates without coffee • Not so silently judging you • Gen X • Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you • Dora Richter lived • Trans AF • She/her • 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ • Fuck you, make me • Contributor at balloon-juice.com
Just to be clear the comparison is to each individual state, i.e. the state of Oregon’s population is smaller than LA Country. SoCal as a whole has a larger population than every state except Texas. Also too, if the SF Bay Area were its own state, it would be the 14th largest.
Can confirm. "Yeah, just hook your claws under the door frame and whole camper just opens up like a sardine can."
Mexico's futbol team watching the "Mexican" episode of the Great British Bake Off on repeat to psych themselves up before today's World Cup match.
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right.
Zeus limbering up to make people believe in the Old Gods once again.
There's a lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything… suppose you're thinkin' about Tim Curry. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "Tim," or "Curry," or "Tim Curry" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
Wait until they learn about the little known Island Bear. Non-native, but migrated west from its original habitat.
Dear Millennials and Gen Zers. An emotional support Gen Xer will soon be assigned to you to help you properly dissociate and emotionally numb yourself to the daily prospect of nuclear Armageddon. Please be patient, as we're far fewer in numbers, and all the lead makes it harder for us to focus.
The Artemis II mission is now in radio blackout because they’re behind the moon. When they the re-establish comms, please, please say the line:
He's thinking of this, Karel Čapek, trans. Dora Round, ‘From the Point of View of a Cat’.
*paid MN protestor training* "Okey dokey, now that we've finished the lutefisk, what do we do with it. (The class all together) "We stuff it in the water balloons." "Okey then."