Already reviewing this one properly for Artificial Affections — but the affiliate link's live if you want to get ahead of the full piece. www.lovense.com/r/9vkolh #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

Ferri's magnetic clasp is the kind of small design detail that tells you a company actually thinks about how a toy gets worn, not just how it works. www.lovense.com/r/5tioyh #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

Lovense keeps iterating on the Lush line instead of resting on it — the 3 is quieter and stronger than earlier versions, which is the update people actually asked for. www.lovense.com/r/ceql2u #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

Lovense's entry-level bullet vibrator — the one to point people toward if they want to try app-controlled toys without committing to the higher-end price tags. www.lovense.com/r/xrtzdw #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

The non-AI sibling to Solace Pro — same thrusting mechanism, lower price point, for anyone who wants the automation without the AI framing. www.lovense.com/r/vx6rdv #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

Calor adds heating to the pocket pussy format, which sounds like a gimmick until you actually think about why temperature matters here. www.lovense.com/r/ambh58 #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

Lovense's rabbit vibrator adds rotation to the usual dual-stimulation format — one of their more mechanically ambitious designs. www.lovense.com/r/jgmjtl #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

Combines thrusting and vibration in one automatic unit rather than making you choose — a step up in ambition from Lovense's earlier dildo designs. www.lovense.com/r/9tdgn4 #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

Nipple play doesn't get the same design attention as everything else in this category — Gemini is one of the few app-controlled options actually built for it. www.lovense.com/r/3k57fk #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

Same Lush design philosophy, smaller footprint — for anyone who wanted the line's signature feel without the larger size. www.lovense.com/r/972dxm #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

The upgraded version of Lovense's suction toy — worth flagging if you tried the original Tenera and wanted more range out of it. www.lovense.com/r/kimllw #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

Disguised as a lipstick, works like a proper bullet vibrator — Lovense leaning into discretion without sacrificing power. www.lovense.com/r/w3c7xd #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

The compact version of Lovense's sex machine line — same app-sync ecosystem, smaller footprint, lower buy-in than the full-size version. www.lovense.com/r/yk6i92 #ad #Lovense #NSFW #RealNSFW #FSSW

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