The Dread Pirate A. J. Roberts 🏴☠️
@skeffington
Pulp Writer. Poet. Bohemian. Reprobate. Demiromantic Asexual. Seeking an escape from hard work. Views my own, except when they're someone else's. (He/Him, fine with They) No DMs. Thank OSA for that.
One small village of Indomitable Gauls stills holds out against the heatwave.
We don’t usually see each others headers. Here’s mine! Quote post with yours (if you feel like it) 💙
Happy Towel Day to all the hoopy froods out there!
Word of advice when calling me: My answerphone literally tells you to text or leave a message if I don't pick up. If you don't do that, I'm less likely to ring you back. Especially if I Google your number and can't tie to anything or anyone.
#AwesomeCharacters Since my drawing skill never levelled up from "doodling stick figures in the back my high school planner"...I have some Hero Forges of Kestrel and Scar.
Sure, why not? (borrowed without permission from @gwenvines.academics.blue)
Had to write off another potentially interesting role this morning. Here's a poem I wrote last month about the job market.
Truly a yikes. I must apologise in advance for some of the ableist language in this. While these aren't my words, I feel this is an important read and certainly share the fears as a European. (Reposting with alt text, including a second image for overflow)
That'll work. I don't see many picrews with the facial hair options. picrew.me/en/image_mak...
#WritingInJanuary If Gordon Ramsay pulled the 'idiot sandwich' routine, Kestrel would punch him out. Ramsay wouldn't try it with Scar. He's seven feet tall, built like a brick outhouse, and would be giving him a look that says "don't even think about it".
#WritingInJanuary 10. Kestrel and Scar would be found family. Kestrel was disowned by his parents after a scandal back in England and forced to flee to avoid retribution. Scar was sold off from his family at an early age and is determined to find them.
#WritingInJanuary Here's a Hero Forge mini I made of Kestrel (left) and Scar (right)
#WritingInJanuary I'll make a separate post for the gif.
#WritingInJanuary Kestrel breathed in the smell of salt in the air as he felt the hot sand through his fingers. He sat and watched the orange glow of the sunset as he heard waves crash against the rocks in the distance.
#WritingInJanuary 6. You'll love my book because there's some fun character dynamics and fast-paced pirate shenanigans.
#WritingInJanuary Kestrel has some medical knowledge, so he might know how to counteract a poison. He and Scar might also know people who can provide remedies.
#WritingInJanuary Kestrel and Scar are in a matelotage, but it's an open relationship. They've been through a lot together. That said, Kestrel's chivalrous pervert side can often lead them on adventures.
#WritingInJanuary Erm...they might not always be reluctant, but they're certainly ill-prepared more often than not. Although Scar might be a little bit more prepared than Kestrel.
When you're playing backgammon and don't want to get Wotsit dust everywhere.
Kestrel hasn't been doing too great, but he and Scar would like to wish you all Happy Holidays.
A mini inspired by a Robot Chicken sketch as part of an "Executive Violence" series of miniatures I'm making.
A classic Nodwick comic by Aaron Williams which cropped up on my Facebook memories.