Skeletired@skeletired· 14d they're not going to stop until they eat the whole thing !
Skeletired@skeletired· 26d pennies are cool. found this one at a donut shop.
Skeletired@skeletired· Jul 13 Confucius says:
Some men hunt in the forest to find food for the village. Other men hunt in the village to find food for themselves.
Skeletired@skeletired· Jul 9 I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today.
Skeletired@skeletired· Jul 8 Mitch McConnell in the afterlife watching everybody talk to him "for 20 minutes"
Skeletired@skeletired· Jul 2 a Venn diagram of billionaires and people who are genuinely loved
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 30 The immovable language of the U.S. Constitution whenever a Democrat is president, versus the malleable language of the Constitution when a Republican is in power.
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 30 There's a 350 foot slice.
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 27 rare sighting of a mama flag and her recently hatched flaglings
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 25 Sorry but society already peaked
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 25 Jump into the sunset fluff.
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 23 Lying on the kitchen floor
thinking about Gumby
and those hexagon pizzas
we had in school
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 23 It's crashing like its rockets
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 18 This game is called "Trump's hand, or reflecting pool?"
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 18 No charges, officer not publicly named, notihng. Just... SCRUTINY
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 18 Moon, Venus, and... Jupiter?
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 17 Beverage companies are lining up to bottle the swampy reflecting pool mush and sell it to patriots everywhere.
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 16 They're so good at changing the color of stuff
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 15 Liberal woke taxpayers in blue cities paid for all that.
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 15 The stars are billionaires floating on their yachts while the rest of us bleed in the fields and streets (red stripes).
Skeletired@skeletired· Jun 14 Sure this looks like a squall line storm with 70mph wind and possible tornados headed for the 8pm UFC baby oil party but I prefer to think of it as the final timeline reset wave, after which everything starts getting better.