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They say the densest collection of flock cameras in Memphis is at the Poplar Plaza Kroger grocery. Makes sense, since Kroger's a soulless ghoul, for which people exist only to be fleeced and criminally disciplined. Anyway, here's the shiny new flock array at Rhodes College. #flockcamera

Color. Day. A small street, rising from the lower-left foreground to the mid-right background. Along the street's right runs a median of neatly clipped, green grass and a parallel row of crepe myrtles with clumps of reddish blooms. Along the street's left is a suburban sidewalk, large, leafy trees, and pieces of well-groomed lawns. A pedestrian with a backpack walks away, on the sidewalk, in the lower left, just to the side of a streetlamp to which are affixed two narrow banners, each divided into black and white fields, on which is white and red text, respectively: "175 YEARS; RHODES COLLEGE" and "A PLACE LIKE NO OTHER; RHODES COLLEGE." In the far-right foreground, a jet-black pole shoots up fifteen feet from the grass. At the very top of the pole is a small square of solar cells, just below which are several ovoid objects, oriented this way and that.

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· 4d

I hope that Aristide Economopoulos's photo haunts each of these monsters, forever. #defundthepolice #copswanttohurtyou

White text on a black background: "JAN. 2025: LITTLE PRINCE PUMPKIN PARDONS HUNDREDS OF PEPLE WHO ASSAULTED POLICE ON JAN. 6, 2021, WHILE ATTEMPTING TO THWART THE CONSTITUTION (AMOUNTING TO SEDITION AGAINST THE USA)... AUG 2026: NASSAU COUNTY POLICE ACADEMY: <The aeconomopoulos photo of a crowd of cops at the Nassau County Police Academy wildly, _maniacally_ cheering Little Prince Pumpkin.>

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· 6d

I don’t know from Jason Arday. But the “but did he _really_?” noise smells like the crawl space under my house. One thing that’s certain: academia is not healthy, and it’s not safe. And it’s worse and worst for folks with multiplied difference.

SadMan: “I don’t know from Jason Arday. But the “but did he _really_?” noise smells like the crawl space under my house. One thing that’s certain: academia is not healthy, and it’s not safe. And it’s worse and worst for folks with multiplied difference.”

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· 7d

LPP's gonna roll out the tools of the trade! #LittlePrincePumpkin #releasethefiles

One-panel comic. Katie Phang, wearing shocker gloves, grabbing Todd Blanche by the wrists and giving him a jolt. BLANCHE: "AAAGH! DON'T TORTURE ME, KATIE PHANG!" PHANG: "Oh, don't be such a baby, Blanche! Shocker gloves aren't torture! They just ensure that bad people comply with the law."

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· 7d

Don't tell me to back the blue when the blue themselves can't manage it. #LittlePrincePumpkin #jan6 #releasethefiles #nassaucountypoliceacademy

Two frames. At top: photo of violent insurrectionists attacking police officers on January 6. At bottom: photo of police officers grinning broadly and applauding Little Prince Pumpkin, while he says, "blah blah... little girls... buhblah... GORGEOUS girls... and LITTLE... blahblahblah... I mean just beautiful little girls... blahblahblah... I just $%#& my pants... you all like girls, right? blahblah... Did I tell you the one about the girls?" Text superimposed at top and bottom: "OF THE MORE THAN 600 PEOPLE CONVICTED OF ENACTING VIOLENCE ON POLICE OFFICERS ON JAN 6... HOW MANY WERE NASSAU COUNTY COPS?"

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· 13d

I can see only two possibilities: (1) He doesn't know what civil rights are or (2) He knows and doesn't care. For someone who's supposed to be enforcing the law, which is worse? #abolishICE #freethe901 #nokings #impeachandremove

In the manner of a comic book panel: Posterized image of an ICE agent standing in three-quarters, at the right, looking toward the viewer. His downstage arm is reaching back into a pocket on the backside of his stupid vest. Comic-book-style description text at the top: "With his mystic bloodhound power, McScruff senses danger!" The ICE agent's thought ballons: "Great SCOTT! Someone photographing me while I'm standing in public space! And my mystic vest's deterrence power seems to have no effect! What kind of monster is this?"

In the manner of a comic book panel: The ICE agent holds an iPhone in both hands at chest height. The agent's thought balloons: "I'd better violate his civil rights, without delay! The mystic iPhone from my mystic vest... Will negafy his FIRST and FOURTH amendments! Then he'll know sho has the power!"

In the manner of a comic book panel: the ICE agent holds his iPhone in both hands in front of his face. The phone's camera is pointed at the viewer. Comic-book-style text description at the top: "Wasting no time, McScruff utters the mystic NEGAFY HEX! ICE agent shouts in a jagged balloon: "STHGI R RU OYKCUF!!" Agent's thought balloons: "There...! I've negafied his rights! His mirror-form is trapped in my mystic ICE cloud... And I can look at him whenever I choose! No doubt, we've heard the last from him!" Text box at the bottom: "Has Vesty McScruff ended public photography for good? Find out in the next vesterrific issue!"

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· 16d

LPP can make the news! #LittlePrincePumpkin @nytimes.com

Four-panel comic. (1) <Robert Redford as Bob Woodward in a dark parking garage in _All the President's Men_. He wears a lapel pin reading: "New York Times"> REDFORD: "You're telling me that the president of the United States had three hundred Capitol One bank accounts? And Capitol One closed all of them? Why would they do that?" (2) <Hal Holbrook as Deep Throat, in the shadows of the garage> HOLBROOK: "Follow the money." (3) <Redford, silent.> (4) REDFORD: "Nah."

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· 26d

Not unhappy about some national coverage. But this execration didn't arrive quietly. It came with shrieks and howling, and those who didn't hear it chose not to listen. #freethe901 #V901 #abolishICE

Screenshot of an NPR news headline dated July 27, 2026: "In Memphis, an 'anti-crime' task force quietly turned into an ICE crackdown"

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jul 23

LPP knows just where people want him to be. #LittlePrincePumpkin #standing

One-panel comic. A nineteenth century newspaper illustration. At the top of a slight rise of earth stands a stretch of brick wall. Three men stand in front of the wall, looking down the rise. In the foreground, a line of seven men in nineteenth century Mexican military uniforms. They are turned uniformly toward the men standing on the rise. Each holds a long rifle on which long bayonets are fixed. Foreground right: A man in uniform turned toward the men with rifles. This man holds an unsheathed sword. LPP stands up on the rise, crowding the right of the three other men standing there. LPP looks out at the viewer and gives a thumbs up with his upstage hand.

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jul 17

LPP's gonna call the ACLU! #LittlePrincePumpkin

Four-panel comic. Four armed national guard troops at the door of a restaurant. A restaurant employee in the doorway. (1) GUARD: "What the...? We're the national guard! YOU CAN'T TELL US TO 'GO AWAY'!"; EMPLOYEE: "The owner is quite adamant..." (2) EMPLOYEE: "We won't serve you, here." GUARD: "But that's... That's DISCRIMINATION!" (3) GUARD: "You're... you're... You're DOUGH-BOY-PHOBIC! You're a raging MISO-GEE-I-JOE-NIST!" EMPLOYEE: "Sir...." (4) GUARD: "YOU'RE STRAIGHT-UP ANTI-UNCLE-SAM-ITIC!!" EMPLOYEE: "Sir, there's a Chik-fil-A around the corner. They're much more comfy with cruelty and violence than we are." <Glowing text at the bottom of the frame: "Tamboli's for the win!"

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jul 15

So, I'm walking in Melbourne (Australia) last week, minding my own business, when this mural runs into me. #disabilitypride

B&W. Day. An urban alley. In the distance, a thoroughfare and the front of a car, just passing. An old, stone building behind the fragment of thoroughfare. On the alley wall, occupying most of the frame, from the right edge to left of center where the alley meets the thoroughfare: a mural, ten feet high and running thirty or forty feet to where the alley meets the street. A squirrelly pattern of thick, tangled lines radiating from several circular points—evoking neurons and axons. Text, scattered around the tangle, including, in the foreground: "repetitive movement is an important tool which helps me calm down"; "I have a widened sensory perception"; "your neurotype is valid"; "stim your heart out"

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jul 1

It's bad that the WH pants-$&¡∏er is too thoroughly mad to regard the Constitution as anything but toilet paper. But we also have nitwits like Trevor Pitts (in back), who thinks HSI empowers him to %$&@ on the U.S. Constitution. NPR story in comments. #abolishICE #reallyjustgetridoftheseicetrolls

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jun 29

Ehhh... the activity has been worthwhile. Even if there's no publisher.

Four-panel comic. SadMan sitting on a folding chair. (1) SADMAN: "Good morning. I'm near the end of a year-long sabbatical from professoring. It's been refreshing. I pretty much like professoring. But my institution... Ugh. Know what I mean? (2) SADMAN <holding a book in one hand>: "I spent the year working on this book. It's almost done. 200 pages, or something. It's about trying to professor while autistic. At an institution that's, y'know... Ugh. (3) SADMAN: "I'm pretty sure nobody's gonna publish it. One publisher told me that the art is crap and I'm too bitter. Anyways, here's a couple of pages." (4) SADMAN: "Not the first couple of pages. The first couple of pages have a bunch of f-bombs. Those pages are a little bitter."

<Page 112 of a comic.> <SadMan standing in the upper left beside an old overhead projector that's throwing words onto a screen> SADMAN: "Now, I don't know from _meltdown_. I don't want to talk out of turn, but I have to keep the set together. So here's Annie Kotowicz." [_What I Mean When I Say I'm Autistic_ (Neurobeautiful, 2022), 62-3)]: "My meltdowns look like a cross between a tantrum and a broken heart.... A big reaction to a big feeling isn't an overreaction—it's an accurate reaction." <SadMan's eyes and nose against a black background with white text> SADMAN: "I think that the idea is that you normies have just got to stop melting down over autistic meltdowns. I mean, _really_. Some things are not about _you_." <SadMan standing at the top of stairs leading down to a closed door.> sadman: "SHUTDOWN, on the other hand... I know all about that. Here, I can show you. Just follow me into this basement. C'mon... it's not weird at all." <SadMan poking his head through a dark doorway, reaching for a light switch.> SADMAN: "just gonna... check... there's no..." <SadMan's hand flips on a light switch.>

<Page 113 of a comic.> <SadMan in an illuminated cellar, gesturing toward a circuit box.> SADMAN: "There we go. See? Nothing weird, at all." <SadMan standing by the circuit box.> SADMAN: "A lot of y'all have something like this in your house or apartment. It may be that you don't have access to it... But if you've got electricity... There's definitely a breaker box, more-or-less like this one, somewhere, that keeps the built space around you from catching fire." <SadMan by the circuit box. A tall electrical pole at the far right. A big cable runs from the pole to the circuit box. Smaller wires run out of the box to the left, behind SadMan, to an electrical outlet, a stove, and a refrigerator.> SADMAN: "High voltage that comes into the house from outside gets divided up in the box. Low current streams go out on separate wires to your sockets and things."

<Page 114 of a comic.> <SadMan standing near a giant electrical socket at which the plugs of a coffee maker, a hair drier, and a toaster are aimed.> SADMAN: "Electrical current heats household wire. If your stuff asks for a lot of current, a wire can melt. Fire hazard." <SadMan pointing into the circuit box.> SADMAN: "So you've got these switches. The "breakers" in the breaker box. If the current on a wire gets too "hot"... One of these switches will flip and that'll break the flow of current on that wire." <SadMan with a hair drier.> SADMAN: "And then your hair just has to dry on its own. Or, you unplug the coffee maker and flip the switch back. If the current isn't a threat, the switch'll reset." <A quaint cottage on a black background. Light shines out the windows upstairs and on the ground floor. White text below the cottage.> "If you were to plug a hundred hair driers into all of the electrical sockets in your home..." <The same cottage on a black background. All of the windows have gone dark. A word balloon comes from one window: "Aww...!" White text below the cottage.> "All of the wires would overheat. All of the switches would flip. And your house would go dark."

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jun 26

LPP's gettin' the word out! #LittlePrincePumpkin #jonathanross

Four-panel comic. Panels are shaped like tv screens. (1) Stylized title text at top: "HOW TOO!" Smaller credit text at bottom: "With Jonthan Ross". Jonathan Ross in winter ICE gear, standing on an infomercial stage. ROSS: "Hello, Friends! THanks for joining me." (2) ROSS: "Have you ever wondered how to murder someone in broad daylight? Before eyewitnesses and billions of people thru video? And just get away with it? Well, friends, today I'm going to show you how!" (3) ROSS: "Step One: Join ICE. Step Two: Kill Someone." (4) ROSS: "That's IT! I'm Jonathan Ross. See you next time on..." <Stylized title text: "HOW TOO!">

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jun 17

LPP's gonna quell that rebellion! #LittlePrincePumpkin

Two-panel comic. Little Prince Pumpkin and others standing at the Lincoln Memorial end of the Reflecting Pool. The water in the pool is neon green. (1) Man 1: "Ewww!" Woman: "It's not blue, Harold... It's so..." Man 2: "Puke-y." Man 3: "It's the flag of Mauritania." LPP: "BLANCHE! goddammit! B L A N C H E !!" (2) <Todd Blanche appears, near LPP> Man 2: "Ugh. Is that the algae?" Man 3: "Smells like someone pooped their pants." LPP <to Blanche>: "Indict this ALGAE! For being ungovernable!" BLANCHE: "Jawohl, Mein Führer."

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jun 10

The song takes maybe fifteen seconds.

Four-panel comic. Each panel is identical, consisting of a 2x2 grid in which, on the top row, in separate squares, are Kyle Rittenhouse and Brock Turner, and on the bottom row, in separate squares, are Candon Dahle and a line of text that reads: " <karmelo anthony > ". Over the top of all panels are lines of green and bouncy text dotted with musical notes: "One of these things is not like the others; One of these things just doesn't belong; Can you tell me which thing is not like the others; By the time I finish my song?"

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jun 7

What these federal agents are doing is illegal. They know it is. They're happy to violate any law when it suits them and to use guns and playmobile soldier vests and steroids to scare you into bowing down. That lawlessness will reach you, eventually. #freethe901 #abolishICE #copsbreakthelaw

Color. Day. Two HSI agents wearing those stupid vests, standing on a suburban sidewalk. They are pointing their cell phone cameras at the person making the photo.

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jun 6

B&W. Satrapi’s _The Complete Persepolis_

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· Jun 2

It's June. I'll admit that I don't know what a "New Clear Family" even is. #pridemonth

Color. Day. Looking directly up Beale across BB King Blvd. Crowds and bars and shops on both sides. Low, near foreground, center, and stretching like rolling hills into the distance at the center of the frame: a rainbow flag that's almost as wide as Beale Street, carried by volunteers walking on both sides.Nearest, in the lower left corner, a baby in a backpack carrier.

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· May 30

Note the heavily armed goon squad in the background. These are Memphis neighborhoods. #freethe901 #abolishICE

B&W. Day. A suburban lane, running from downstage left towards the upper right in the distance background. A little way down the lane, unmarked sheriff and federal task force vehicles parked on both sides. Just above center, in the background, men in stupid tactical vests and carrying guns. In the foreground, just left of center, a Black man, perhaps twenty years old, wearing a black jacket and low-riding jeans, grabbing a basketball, on the bounce, at the edge of a driveway.

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· May 28

#presidentialdoody

Color. Still frame from the video of Little Prince Pumpkin facing a White House pillar and shitting himself. Ten men in dark suits standing around waiting for him. In a balloon, a man facing LPP on the left says, "You're such a good boy, sir. Just let it come." Just behind LPP, a man with a thought balloon: "Keep it together, Chuck... Don't hurl in front of the cameras." On steps in the upper right, a man with a briefcase thinks: "C'mon, man... go already. I've got Mystics tickets." At the right, a wearing a dark backpack and holding a dark carry-on in one hand thinks: "One 'Women's Studies' course on your Dartmouth transcript and they hand you the diaper bag." Just right of center, another man thinks: "Well, at least I don't have to scoop it, anymore." Superscript above the frame: "EVERY NIGHT AT 6:30PM..." Wavy, red-white-and-blue text along the bottom of the frame: "TAKING POTUS OUT FOR A WALK."

Sled Dogs Are Food@sleddogsarefood· May 25

I can help you answer that question. (1) Walking aimlessly on the sidewalk during an Xmas parade. (2) Asserting your superiority in a public park. (3) Guarding an empty Kroger parking lot at 11:30pm. #freethe901 #nokings #nosoldieringforkings