Awkward Egg
@sleepwalkingdog
Battling Awkward Egg crust ahead
Lovely bit of daytime family entertainment from Channel 5 for the school holidays
An expert on a radio 4 phone-in just said we can help people struggling with the cost of living "by saying hello to them when we pass them in the street".
Watched Fight Club with my daughter, which is the equivalent of my parents in 1999 watching a film with me that was made in 1972.
A bit unfair of Portugal to play against just one man - and he isn't even a professional footballer.
How old am I? Clue: I have to wear slippers at my partner's house because her hard wooden floors hurt my feet.
Waspi women after not opening their letters from HMRC for 20 years.
Wes Streeting looks like Skynet sent him from the future to kill John Connor.
Me trying to see what is happening in any movie made in the past 5 years.
In today's "want to feel old?", I was alive before seatbelts became law.
Me resisting the urge to say again that in the UK it's more likely to snow at Easter than at Christmas.
Watching Artemis burn 700,000 gallons of fuel just after separating the paper and glass in my recycling.
Frogs are sad on the first day of the month because it's when all their direct ribbits go out.