Paul Bronks
@slendersherbet
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Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
"Good morning. Can you spare a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla"
My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:
When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.
"This is my latest piece. While freeform in structure overall, it also incorporates the symbolism of the petrosomatoglyphic style. I call it 'FUCK YOUR DRIVEWAY'"
Me returning to my introverted self after one mildly awkward social interaction. 📹: instagram.com/markacoger
Me being escorted out of an all-you-can-eat buffet after getting my money's worth.
When the work meeting is almost over and that one co-worker keeps asking questions.
When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.
"Honestly, I don't know where to fucking start" 📸: @number10cat.bsky.social
When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.
Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience"
Research has shown that dogs are more intelligent than we think. But not all of them.
The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens
"What is the charge? Eating a carrot? A succulent home grown carrot?"
I'm Not Doing Shit In This Heat Oil on canvas 🎨: Caravaggio, 1606.