Referring to installing fascist puppet governments throughout the hemisphere as “technocracy” is a hell of a throwback

Q: Are you okay? A: I need to [unintelligible]

Millenial DSA Guy Rodney Dangerfield: What’s up with Gramscians anyway? Whatever they’re arguing about, they always want to bring it back to “common sense.” So I tell them, I say: ‘you know, it sounds like you and my wife would get along—you two would have a LOT to talk about’ I don’t get NO respect

Look, you might think this is really fucking dumb and embarrassing and raises questions about Mr. King’s mental acuity but I think it’s genius actually. If I had written weird underage orgies and shit into my books I would absolutely use this opportunity to bury that with unconventional SEO strat

Or, to spell it out:

Shit like this makes me want to re-weaponize slurs reclaimed against me, from plowshares back to implements of violent unmaking again, but I hope that ridiculing this chump’s writing style (or lack thereof) will sting more grievously

(not true, she just made the mistake of providing droll answers to questions from media-illiterate Fans of the Concept of Media. Btw the thing I said in scare quotes is almost a verbatim paraphrase of actual posts on tt and shit (not alting these to avoid attracting the most annoying people alive)

It’s amazing how much media messaging has kinda always been this but also how much it feels like it’s intensified as we’ve gotten tangibly worse at everything having to do with maintaining a semblance of a functioning country

Examples that I will not be fully alt texting, for various reasons:

Coworker: is anyone doing anything fun this weekend for the 4th? My internal monologue: just shrug and say something normal sounding like “haven’t made any plans yet” Me:

For whatever reason I read it in his voice lol

He got the center to hold, maybe one day it might happen here 🌹💫

Hooting and hollering. I could never dream of posting this good. I assume the Faustian bargain you make in order to be able to involves the devil getting to remove like 60% of your brain. Worth it.

Literal on-the-payroll fedposter whataboutist or condescending Dunning-Krueger rube? Call it

There’s this odd sense of self-assured Jaded Gritty Realism™️ that people adopt when they’re condescending critics to their left and, actually, you’re not TOO based and blackpilled, the problem is almost always that, having barely tasted of the bitter medicine, you say “but surely THAT can’t be true”

… oh, okay

mfw when absolutely anything all of the time

Happy pride

war is joever

Ken, this is your publicist speaking: you’re doing great buddy, whatever you do, KEEP DOUBLING DOWN! Trust the plan, and remember: Don’t stop posting through it!

Would you believe me if I told you they paraphrased her words to sound considerably more Freudian? Also it’s kind of funny, conceptually, that Fox took her reference to a Type of Guy in their demographic and forced that into an “I identify as Dad” syntax