SlimeyJade 🏳️⚧️💚
@slimeyjade
🏳️⚧️ slimegirl catgirl hotdog enjoyer. 18+. In my 30s. it's just good content - twitch.tv/SlimeyJade (on hiatus due to terrible laptop) pfp by @jessietenshi.pet banner by @glowthetiefling.bsky.social
TUMMY TUESDAY #SlimeyJadeImmersionBreak ft. wife hand to show size and squish
Peeking out of my pit just a little. Hi. [art by @glowthetiefling.bsky.social ]
We ordered a new battery because the max capacity is at like... 1/6th of what it should be out of the box. And the adapter seems fine.
Ugh, I love these so much. If I have too many of them I'm gonna develop a new form. I'm already soft and fruity, so it isn't a far journey to take.
DLC announced: The CARFAX Car Fox in a car lot. And he has a knife.
Horror video game about being trapped in a big furniture warehouse, pursued by Bob from Bob's Discount Furniture. Also he has a knife.
She likes this camera angle because it hides the fact that her head is comically small for her body.
The Great Snork Nork was only utilized in TWO episodes. A modern director with a finger on the pulse of what's hot would put him and his Nork minions to use.
Challenge for those who are very confident that the Fisher-Price Little People World of Animals See 'n Say isn't an animal: Explain how animal works.
How much longer will Mr. Concernedape make me wait until he makes the best Stardew character a spouse option...?
So, uh, do you only do milk or is dubious Baja Blast also acceptable?
Do not look at me, do not perceive me, I will not be taking questions at this time. What is wrong with me?
This cup broke today... if anyone has a lead on where to get a replacement? Please let me know. It was from Family Dollar a few years ago.
I absolutely love this absolutely baffling without context wrestling shirt. I would wear the hell out of this. I wish I felt comfortable dropping $40+ on it (after shipping costs and upping the size).