if jk rowling tilts her head left or right at more than a 32 degree angle her brain starts leaking out of her ear. that's why she's only ever photographed head on with zero tilt.

🎶thiiiings... will never get betterrrr... will never get better... 🎵

like they're not even engaging in internal labour party democracy. they just anointed andy burnham as king.

the democratically elected prime minister of the united kin... ☝️ sorry im getting a note. oh... i see. um. andy burnham everyone. some guy i guess. darren jones says he's solid. um streeting too probably. so i guess this is okay.

✨democracy💫

it's funny that ppl will still say jk rowling 'just has opinions' even after she's spent days threatening international human rights organisations. what say you john lithgow? nick frost?

im trying not to develop resentment.

relatable.

sloane lysbeth will be, from this point forward, known as 'THE GUARDIAN OF STARBUCKS,' but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all sundries sold, for costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security

stupidest fucking timeline.

have politicians considered not being bastards instead? i need taxpayer funded security to protect me from labour's policies im not even being glib. their own impact assessments say their policies place me at greater risk of assault, rape, and murder i want a bodyguard pls... must be able to cook

jk rowling was bored and that’s why i no longer have any civil rights or healthcare.

so poindexter is the new platner. 🙄

jk rowling spends her days threatening international human rights organisations. do you know how utterly deluded you need to be to do that and think you’re the good guy? she is so far gone. her brain is literal soup.

this’s a trick question. i can feel it.

‘not heterosexual’ logging in…

totally normal.

right the only thing stopping them was will.

if you listen carefully you can hear champagne supernova in the background.

these ppl are fucking delusional if they think @darrenpjones.bsky.social and his merry band of thatcherite fuckwits are ‘centre left’.

i am finding everything about this show deeply irritating. 😭

bcos he’ll let me watch cartoons instead.

my dad is watching some detective show with david mitchell and he really is quite one note.

has my account been suspended?

what in the ass?

migel farage paid more respect to ann widdecomb than im willing too.

very much a let them fight moment tbh. tho it is instructive as to the media’s current direction which appears to be: they want the tories back in power.

my dad is on his second nap of the day so ig the co-codomol is hitting him. 🤷‍♀️ he doesn’t usually nap.

shut up. just shut up.

i love how this stuff is always pitched as hands across the aisle but always paints the side who aren’t bigited as the problem.