fun fact: you can eat those horse treat thingys (i prefer the green apple)
not having salad for dinner btw
yeah i got that dog in me
my son heard through the grapevine that your son is getting bed pettings
the door i close when i say i’m done with him
went to pride, kissed a boy
everyone look at my ass bc i don’t wanna
he’s such a good baby, i love him so much
a real conversation with my roommate btw
yeah, learned pretty quick that gravel is a terrible surface
4 bricks of cream cheese went into this puppy
imagine farting loud as fucking hell in here
stop it immediately or i’ll have you hanged
which one of my coworkers found my bsky?
bc its shitty to intentionally make someone feel unsafe without consent?? like?? wtf am i supposed to do? be an asshole for no reason? you know better, you do better
i turned into the version of myself that i could live with
why the fuck do you all have crushes on me
who the fuck are you 🔪 i WILL go insane over these parasocial asf messages
why do u care 🤨
single, but i’ve been seeing someone
okok ur good then. yes we can hang out <3