Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster

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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· 2d

most important photo from the eclipse actually 🫶

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· 21d

BETELGUSE TIME BABY w/ @inkandplasma.bsky.social

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· 27d

oh, but I took some nice photos while we were eating lunch of the view after we finished canoeing

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· Jun 30

taking myself on a mental health walk on my lunch break

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· Jun 26

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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· Jun 20

putting that guy through it to cope (my stampede wolfwood gun kink fic that I've been rambling about for months is finally finished 🎉) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/87076571

screenshot of a fic summary.
title - doing right by your ghost.
author - too many lemons.
summary - Two years is a long time to carry a gun that isn't his, the weight of how he's failing it's owner heavier with ever passing day. It's too much to look at directly in the warm light of day, but in the lonely half light of his lodgings late at night. Then there's no one around to see him running his hands over metal worn smooth by the touch of someone else's hands, or just how much he might let that affect him.

An exploration of Wolfwood's mental state between Stampede & Stargaze

screenshot of the tags of the linked fic.

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· Jun 19

Jingles and Nightwing experiencing culture 🎭 @inkandplasma.bsky.social

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· Jun 14

ooohhh you want to order a tiny Vash and a matching Wolfwood so bad ooohhh v4mprince.bigcartel.com

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· Jun 14

this parcel has dramatically improved my mood 🙌

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· May 31

finally sitting down to watching Iron Lung 🙌

the back of a teddy and a bowl of popcorn in front of a mostly black TV screen, subtitle reads "the planets have disappeared"

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· May 31

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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· May 20

I haven't given ya'll a teaser in a while, so you can have a whole paragraph... (the best way to explain the content warning on this that the draft doc is just called "Sad Gun Kink Wolfwood")

Text reads: The tip of his tongue circles the muzzle of the gun, the taste of metallic tainted gunpowder blooming through his mouth like blood. His hand feels small and far away as his fingers press into himself again, the palm of his hand grinding against his dick with each movement. The sensations of his body feels distant over the sound of the blood rushing in his ears, the buzz of pleasure he's still mindless chasing doing nothing to drown out the the river of regret and longing rushing over him.

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· May 20

my darling wife came home from volunteering and gave me a box of 20 creme eggs 🙌

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· May 15

Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster@smaller-cryptid· Apr 25

My darling baby Vash arrived safe and sound this morning, and he's so adorable @hollycircling.bsky.social i love him so much 💕 But also I took him on a little adventure today and it turned out so cute: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRb9uDxa/