Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Legos https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/legos In the final round, they pelt you with eggcorns.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Alignment https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/alignment The worst thing is how every time you yell at it, it acknowledges your suffering and tries to hug you.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bully https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bully-2 And now I bully you with a wall of text.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crawl https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crawl I once joked about this back when twitter existed and a Twitter Dominatrix told me that she'd done it plenty of times.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sword https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sword-3 Suddenly terrified that Matthew Wills already did this joke at some point.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poof https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poof Actually, things were at their best during the last year of my life when I had no responsibilities.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - List https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/list-2 What a strange coincidence the way this keeps happening every day.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Subjective https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/subjective You occasionally, by accident, get fleeting glimpses of the truth, and then you ascribe them to muses and fairies and shit.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Misery https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/misery Genuinely, putting artists in charge of depicting the good life has been a catastrophe.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pac https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pac This is also why Daisy Duck has more linguistic capacity than Donald.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Communication https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/communication-2 They can also communicate via quantum superposition, but it's way less interesting.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Evolution https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/evolution-10 This is why humans evolved our unique ability to self-deceive.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Old https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/old-2 Things will never again be so beautiful.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dadalus https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dadalus Disobey God and get drowned immediately is really more of an Abrahamic religion thing.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Final https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/final It ends up okay when she two-hands his butt right before the world is annihilated.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Zod https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/zod I recently rewatched the 80s Superman movies, and it's really unclear to me why they will not Kneel Before Zod.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Four https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/four-3 Readers are encouraged to try to beat this, and fail.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Turing https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/turing Later they make you pay for the premium version in order to betray humanity.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Memory https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/memory-4 The sad part is he just keeps pressing the button till be random luck the robot confesses.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Typical https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/typical I believe it follows that an average married man should be looking for about 5/6 of a wife.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Percent https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/percent-2 Later he starts adding quest items she doesn't want, but feels compelled to earn.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Adult https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adult-3 They still scrape parmesan on it till you say when, though.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - App https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/app-6 If a company would just once say 'make sure not to use the app' they would have my loyalty forever.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Uncanny https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/uncanny-3 It's not an uncanny valley, it's an uncanny mountain that you're afraid to climb.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Minos https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/minos Pretty sure Midas would've gotten plenty of action too.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protocol https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protocol-2 This is why there are tons of fantasy books about alchemists and NOTHING about chemists.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mission https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mission Created after watching my CTO brother struggle to make an iPhone transmit live video to a Windows desktop for over an hour.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Milgram https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/milgram Come across this while reading Melanie Mitchell's delightful book, Complexity - A Guided Tour.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Agency https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/agency I've been doing jokes about robots being better than humans for 20 years, but just lately I got told I do too much AI propaganda.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Comedy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/comedy-2 This is officially a dare, standup comics.