Laundrettes that offer to do what?

Go home YouTube, you're drunk.

Oh fuck no, hang on.

I am the King of Marrow Growers! Look upon my marrowy triumph, ye mighty, and despair!

Yes, that's correct.

There's still hope.

Today's haul from the allotment.

Boy is supposed to go to school. Doesn't.

Hydration break.

I'm heaing it's being dealt with already.

Hydration break.

Hydration break

Hydration break

Is that the guy from The Joy of Sex?

"And these are the drones you're going to use against FIFA? Excellent."

It doesn't look like they're fighting.

Podcasts sir, thousands of them.

Cheese what now?

They always pull it off in the end.

Dear Mr Infantino, about Jarell Quansah's red card...

War it is, then.

Someone did a Michael Fish impression at the Mexican Met Office and now they're all panicking about whether there's going to be a storm.

There's a pub in Berkshire too.

With a sigh of relief.