Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴☠️
@snailchick
She/her. Vancouver, Canada. Trying to deal with *gestures at everything* with fury and fandom. Lover of OFMD, Discworld, LOTR, science (except the math parts), libraries, and various escapist joys. Passionate hater of punching down.
Quite apart from the insane "trust me bro" stuff, let's all agree not to have sex with men who describe it as your getting "pounded and used."
I'm reading this YA book called A Prince Among Pirates and I was wondering if the obvious #OMFD parallels were a coincidence. And then I got to the Jeff the Accountant reference.
Post one (1) photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands. The photo, that is, not the painting. Go.
If he has weird food rules and doesn't make them my problem, that's okay. Otherwise....
"You don't get to decide that"??? Bear is looking pretty good right now.
I suspect he wants women to be 'feminine looking' but also wants to make completely sure their body is up to his *gag* standards.
So this is why we're wary of showing ourselves everywhere from Marketplace to LinkedIn In. And I'd bet he isn't upfront, either... he pretends to want to buy your coffee table or network or play Words with Friends or whatever.
To put it mildly, his priorities as a father (and human) are deranged. This is the bad place.
Something happened to his property so he wants something to happen to what he believes is their property.
Asks for someone who wants "love not lifestyle" and then leads with "I'm rich."
But you ARE single while you're "being considered." Wild how they simultaneously think we are desperate for a man and also swimming in options.