Snorklehorse
@snorklehorse
Desperately trying not to say anything stupid on social media that gets me cancelled. Follow me for Everton moaning, terrible FPL takes and an impressive lack of new musical taste.
Well made it to Sheffield for gladiators. Got surprisingly good seats despite turning up later than most. Not too bad so far. Daft. Could be a long day though.
Oh my Christ. Someone called Yasmine Akram is on my telly. Absolutely stunning. Never heard of her.
You’ve got till the end of this medal presentation to get as far from me as possible, okay? Okay??
DAZN are experimenting with having AI identify the players and put stats on around shots, etc, for the play off final. I’m not sure how I feel about it. Ve try FIFA-esque.
So Wythenshaw won 13-1. Niasse played defensive midfielder whilst Lescott was up front. 🤷🏻♂️ Stephen Ireland looked decent, George Boyd was very good. Wes Brown can’t run. Only realised Darren Gibson was playing when he was subbed. Papiss Cisse is still ace. Danny Drinkwater has found his level.
BREAKING: Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis complains to the Premier League after being given FOUR managers this season that “aren’t very good”.
And I spent £150 on a ticket to watch Newcastle on the back row with a £10 food voucher and a programme I never opened. 🤦🏻♂️
Gotta love Sportsbreaks. I’m personally very excited to see Grealish v Man City. 👍
According to Opta we’re the 29th best team in de weeeeerrrrlllld. Moyes out!!!