Soapy Norris
@soapynorris
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Took a random point & click pic of the eclipse to see how it’d come out only to discover that here on Tatooine it’s only on one of them
Act of allyship and solidarity undertaken at Trans Pride march in Brighton today. Was fun, empowering, and at times heartbreaking to see the placards with pictures of young people that had two dates upon them.
Saw the same Frida Kahlo painting today (Le Cadre) in the Tate that I saw a two years ago at the Pompidou
I walked past this place earlier and wondered whether they have partridge on the menu
I’m at the cinema 2 min before the advertised start time and I’m literally the only person here
I don’t generally like to form an opinion on the latest The Next Big Thing or buzz band, no matter the hype, until I’ve seen them conjure it out of thin air in front of my own eyes. So last night I did just that. And - they were incredible. Never seen or heard anything like it. ▲
Garden reptile! First time in ages I’ve seen one that hadn’t already been disassembled by the local cats or foxes
Well it took nearly three weeks @alexanderfox1.bsky.social but I finally managed to use it. It’s not as funny as when you did it though.
Cockney weekender at the local. Having a sing song rahnd the joanna. Pie & mash was ‘andsome.
Not everybody can fuck off as much as Laura Kuenssberg can fuck off. Laura Kuenssberg can fuck as far off as it is possible to fuck.
I’m at my local non-league club for the local derby. It’s muddy, it’s pissing down with rain, there are about 200 people here, balls keep getting hoofed over the fence, some people have brought their dogs. It’s brilliant. #properfootball
My favourite film is Jaws. My favourite scene is the USS Indianapolis monologue. My favourite line is “sometimes the shark he’d go away… sometimes he wouldn’t go away”. The shift of expression half way through that line is my favourite 0.2 seconds in movie history.
I reckon within three years the tubs will only be visible under an electron microscope.
It’s now cold enough to keep the weekend’s beer nice and chilled on the back doorstep instead of taking up room in the fridge. However a local animal (or possibly very small child) is clearly not in favour of this and has elected to shit on the beer.
You can keep your art nouveau steampunk tin, it’s own brand tennants super and it’s dreadful