This book is sooo good

This is bullshit

Every straight guy looks like this now

Childhood bathroom lighting is an evergreen hit

When you look up your old straight guy crush from school on social media

Hair was doing a thing despite me having been working outside all day

Pulverizing toilet paper with my pee stream:

Going to the blockbusters bathroom and sticking the be kind rewind sticker onto the toilet paper

"Suggested for you" is my trigger phrase

Preying on good intentions

Is this how people in Chicago suffer?

Case in point:

This is homophobic

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery

Recession indicator

Forced metric conversion in the US when gas stations have to sell by liters because their pumps can't be set to more then $10

I'm speechless

It's the texture of bits of corn you have to still worry about

Me trying to keep track of which nsfw alt belongs to whom

Got mistaken for an intern at work

Anyone else wafrn bluesky get logged out? I re-enabled bluesky per this notice's instructions but now I can't log in from the bsky side @Wafrn @gabboman

No it's monday sorry

This is how I access bsky

Finally, oil prices look like the world temperature hockey stick curve!

There's this leftist dance party thingy in my town tonight but I feel like I'm too old to go😵‍💫

Wait...

wow

Tag yourself, I'm mechanical damage