Are you people spreadsheet-people?

Here I am with my two upcoming guests. I feel like it's very obvious who they are, as I am a genius at making people in the Sims.

Oh, will you look at that, the Unsubscribe-link isn't actually a link, it's just text. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE PMS THIS IS TOO MUCH.

It knows me so well. I’ve actually already read both. One of them, multiple times actually.

I speak of specific books here.

I’m cancelling therapy, this was all I needed.

Okay, I am editing my podcast and I really regret this jeans + sitting position combo. If you watch that episode on YouTube or Spotify, you'll now know why I've had to zoom in way too much. Grainy footage > Camel Toe.

Why is it telling me you're speaking to me in Danish? It very much reads as english. I'm so confused. ALSO - we do video content here too?

New tour dates added!! UK! Australia! New Zealand! Denmark! Sweden! Netherlands! Germany! Holy shiiiit! Tickets out now!

My storage space was broken into and all of my kitchen stuff was stolen. That sucks - but I now feel justified in spending an entire weekend looking for the PERFECT replacements. First up: Cutlery. I have very specific requirements, so it's hard finding the right stuff. But I did find the WORST.

It’s so pretty. Just waiting for me.

Accidentally sent a photo of this giant onion I got to the family WhatsApp group at the exact same time as my mother sent us a photo of my grandmother’s coffin.

In my entire life, every time I have opened a can, I have drunk from it. It’s muscle memory. So to whoever invented this: FUCK YOU.

Hi, I’m a comedian and author and podcaster. 🎙️ My podcast, Help Hole, it’s about self-help books. 📕 My newest book is called ‘Will I Ever Have Sex Again?’ and it’s a nonfiction/memoir about suddenly struggling with sex and intimacy. 🎤 I have a free stand-up show on YouTube: youtu.be/iXtM1tbE-KQ?...

Me, on my way to starting a new social media account.