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the softest

@softlybaked

*gestures with fan* _ 18+ _ washingtonian

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the softest@softlybaked· Apr 21

bonus footage: attempting to start a fight

the softest@softlybaked· Apr 21

an infrequently explored kink but i think that should change

man stands flexing his bicep in a mirror while wearing a blue singlet. an obvious thirst trap 🪤

man stands taking a picture in a mirror while wearing a tight blue singlet, he wears a cocky look. once again an obvious thirst trap 🪤

the softest@softlybaked· Mar 11

initially intended to post the cum video this is grabbed from but forgot... better late than never

the softest@softlybaked· Dec 31

i like this angle of me, it feels very affirmative and encourages me to love my body... other folks seem to like it too

male presenting person is sat with hard cock in hand, hairy belly & chest relaxed with a leather black harness strapped to their chest.

the softest@softlybaked· Mar 28

being geared up got me like

man sits on couch with a pink leather cock ring wrapped around his member. his belly and chest are exposed with only a black leather harness wrapped around his chest

the softest@softlybaked· Feb 7

In desperate need of fat dick… send thots & dumb tops (complimentary)

Man lays with his legs up and over his head, splayed open with a glimpse of his furry hole.

the softest@softlybaked· Jan 30

anyway… what’s not AI generated is this ayuss

the softest@softlybaked· Nov 10

Another (in)visible meat thread

Man stands facing a mirror, shirt lifted to show hairy belly into a yellow jock strap. Jock strap is stretched out with a visible cock head outlined

the softest@softlybaked· Nov 1

The three stages of Cyclops

Man dressed in a mesh blue jersey, blue shorts with a yellow stripe on the side and red glasses.

Man dressed in a yellow and blue chest harness, blue shorts with a yellow stripe on the side and red glasses. Tits are out

Man dressed in a yellow and blue chest harness, a yellow jock strap and red glasses.

the softest@softlybaked· Oct 28

Mister Steel your Gym #whatGymLeaderareyou

Man stands in front of large mirror holding phone taking a picture, he’s not making eye contact with the camera. He wears a gold/champagne metallic tank top and has a string of pearls around his neck. He has dark brown facial hair and wavy styled back hair, also dark brown. His arms are arming (not a lot of definition but they’re thick). In the background is a bed, must be an Airbnb because it’s devoid of color or life and just looks clean.

Pokemon Klefki from the trading card game - a sentient keyring that will hold onto your keys even after you die. No joke, the blurb on the card reads “In the past, noble families entrusted their vault keys to a Klefki. They passed the Klefki down through generations, taking good care of it.”

Pokemon Scizor from the trading card game - Scizor is like if a praying mantis was red, had pincers like a crab, stood on two legs, didn’t use its wings for anything other than decoration, and was made for what the idea of “cool” was in 2001. The art depicts Scizor in the air in a kind of action pose, one claw extended towards the viewer. Radiates cool guy energy for sure.

Pokemon Empoleon from the trading card game - Empoleon is like if an emperor penguin had a trident stuck to the front of its face and the bottom of the trident was made to be its beak. It’s a steel and water type (so far the only one) and its flippers extend out like large great swords. The overall color scheme is mainly black and white, with vibrant metallic blue accents and golden feet, claws (on the inner part of the flippers) and trident beak. Radiates regal energy and would probably conquer nations if it were real.

the softest@softlybaked· Oct 20

That’s what I’m told, you’re welcome to verify yourself

Man stands in front of mirror, thighs on full display, also ass.

the softest@softlybaked· Oct 7

Share your favorite Pokemon, you wouldn’t want to disappoint Bellossom would you?!

The Pokemon Bellossom looking directly out, slightly surprised but not shocked. Aghast and processing is a good description of their facial expression. They have red flower on top of their head and a leaf skirt. Think Hula Dancer but as a Pokemon

the softest@softlybaked· Sep 12

Wood morning

the softest@softlybaked· Jun 21

New kink unlocked

In this picture stands a tall white guy, he’s wearing a skin tight blue and cream colored wrestling singlet. Not for function but for “fashion”. His body is twisted so he can show off his butt, which is nicely wrapped by the spandex of the singlet. There is a faint jockstrap line just below the bottom of his butt cheek. He’s discovered a new kink

the softest@softlybaked· Jun 18

I think it’s time we all align on the fact that the son from the Birdcage needs to be recognized for displaying the same shitty behavior and treatment of loved ones as Andy’s BF from the Devil Wears Prada.

The Birdcage starring Robin Williams & Nathan Lane as a couple running a drag cabaret show in Miami Florida, their son is played by Dan Futterman and in this picture Robin and Dan stand next to each other as their characters. The duo are Father and Son (respectively) and throughout the movie the tension between them is exacerbated by the Son asking his biological Dad (Robin Williams) to stay in the closet and his other Dad (Nathan Lane) to disappear while his fiancés conservative parents visit.

the softest@softlybaked· Jun 9

So sorry to impose but, could you just rest your cock directly on my prostate? It would be a huge help

Man with a hairy butt suggestively has his legs above his head showing fuzzy hole and a set of balls resting just above.

the softest@softlybaked· Apr 7

(In)visible meat

Man sits in chair with his legs spread open to reveal a covered but obviously hard cock. He looks at the camera with little emotion, probably because his brain doesn’t have much blood flowing through it. The blood is elsewhere…

the softest@softlybaked· Apr 2

Hmmm, can’t say im familiar with that body of work…

Man stands in partial disrobe. His shirt is lifted to see his hairy belly, and a semi plump penis hangs akimbo. Front and center is a Star Wars tattoo on his thigh, it is the rebel symbol with an X-Wing coming out of it. He’s a nerd, there’s no hiding it.

the softest@softlybaked· Mar 25

Forgot to add a nude for traction 🤭

Man stands in front of a bathroom mirror with no clothing, black over the ear headphones sit around his neck and his view is toward the phone that’s taking the picture. He’s moderately hairy and if you’re curious his cock is semi hard and relatively thick thanks to the black cock ring fit firmly to the base of his cock and balls. Also the man has a beard, people like beards. This is a thirst trap.

the softest@softlybaked· Mar 6

My 🚬 ass reading the credit card statement wondering why I spent $300 on underwear only I see

The Pokemon Treecko (green gecko with a red stomach) sits on a tree stump with one leg crossed over the other while reading a letter. The vibes are real gay

the softest@softlybaked· Feb 29

This should fit nicely

Stiff penis against a white backdrop. The wielder of this penis is hairy.

the softest@softlybaked· Feb 27

Y’all, my local amusement and water park is adding a new water slide. Prepare to be splashed, swirled and incubated in this state of the art tandem racing design.

The top view of a water slide in construction that from above looks like a diagram of a uterus. I’m not joking, fallopian tubes and everything.

the softest@softlybaked· Jan 20

When your social battery runs out

Poliwag (Pokémon) drawn in a simple cutesy style, sits in water with a derpy smile on its face. Positioned below Poliwag is the text “retreat”.

the softest@softlybaked· Dec 31

I can help others if they have the same resolution

the softest@softlybaked· Nov 29

fenestration makes me want penetration

Man sits nude with Monstera tastefully covering his genitals because this is a thirst trap.

the softest@softlybaked· Oct 19

Who’s coming over to stroke dicks today? If you’re locked you can stroke with your hole 😈

the softest@softlybaked· Sep 22

Now that I’ve shown my cock, do you have a moment to talk about a burgeoning young artist?

the softest@softlybaked· Sep 22

FCF + RBF?

the softest@softlybaked· Sep 19

Reskeet you on all fours… am I doing this right? I’m new to being on all fours 🫥

the softest@softlybaked· Sep 1

Why does this feel like a read