Yo, I was featured on a podcast which has just come out today - you can listen to it here if that's your thing! www.thiccradio.com

I've been given these skills and I'll damn well use em. Get Guzma jiggles on your timeline.

[Commissioned by anonymous client] When something like a dynamax band has instructions containing all those warnings, you really should read them, Larry. I'm currently open for commission work!

brother.

I had so much fun designing, drawing and presenting this - good life AU Guzma B) #art #guzma

Please do not DM me with requests! There's a form in the blog post linked below. Feel free to DM with any questions though! www.tumblr.com/soft5ku11/81...

Shit that would give nurse Joy an aneurysm. #fatguzma #art #fatart

#art #skullnsfw Manspreading for him isn't even a conscious thing. With all that Alola heat and the fattest thighs around, it's necessary to protect the goods.

What's great is that this new shirt stretches like a motherfucker. The shorts don't though. :/ #art

Somebody got a new look! It's me. #art

proud blockee of that stupid cunt who thinks the website should be coded by the claude AI bot

Don't go to Sushi High Roller if you ain't got the tank for it. Lesson learned.

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THEYRE MAKING TUMBLR LIKE EVERY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM NOOO FUCK OFF SHIT YOURSELF FOREVER MATTHEW MULLENWEG YOU SUCK SO HARD NOBODY LIKES YOU

The email I wrote to my piece of shit useless tory MP if anybody needs something to help them.

dumbest shite ever

amazing thank u

Saw this and made it even more crunchy because i can

the sneaky fuckers are trying to do it, I noticed with the current clippy advent calendar login bonus that they're now advertising this underneath it.It's like youtube, selling you premium as a ""solution"" to a problem they themselves created.

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Laios eating an entire cake on the kitchen floor at 2 in the morning... Normal for him at this point. (This is part of a university AU I mentioned on Tumblr a few days ago.)

The damsel waits in her tower... For nothing. They didn't build a sand dragon.

thank you, clip studio assets store for Poseable Fridge

my yearly tradition continues