It won't even feature Kyouji Kuzunoha's bare ass in VHS quality. Therefore I know it will be shit.
There's too much bad news happening at once and I've already been put on watch for mental health issues recently. So I'm gonna have to stay away from this place for a while. Add me on discord if you want.
Of course the fucking BBC would try to package this as a good thing. Every goddamn longstanding institution in this country is fucking corrupt.
Why does Soleil Belmont look like Battler with a mullet? Does he not believe in magic too? Is he stupid?
Something really bothers me about Harmony Of Dissonance. Since the castle is destroyed at the end. Did Juste get his sweet ass furniture back? Is that a lifelong regret of his? Will that be addressed in the fabled 1999 Demon Castle War game?
Looks like Sonia flourishes a sword in some of her combos. Kind of an underrated detail. Simon is seen brandishing a sword with the Vampire Killer in the artwork for Chronicles. Yet the only character to use one as an offhand in gameplay so far is Reinhardt Schneider. youtu.be/o8LVHFMpNF8?...
Shout-out to underrated Castlevania weird guy, Charlie Vincent. Lad can't fight. He just straps crosses all over himself. Lad gets a bit sleepy mid-mission. So he decides to help himself to a bed in Dracula's monster infested villa. The monsters with orders to kill on sight. He survives this.