Sophie Mason

@sophiemason

The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who steals the common from the goose.

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Sophie Mason@sophiemason· 19d

Falso alarme?

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Jul 12

How it started vs how it's going #NorEng

An illustration of the raid of Lindisfarne by Vikings. Heavily armed and armoured vikings roam the shore slaughtering unarmed monks whose bodies litter the ground. In the background is the burning abbey, from which Vikings are stealing priceless religious relics.

The current king of England Jude Bellingham standing on the pitch with arms outstretched in victory

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Jul 12

Hydration break #NorEng

Painting of A Drowning Viking, Possibly Olav Trygvason of Norway at the Battle of Svold by Anglo-Saxon. It shows a boat of Anglo Saxons watching a Viking who has fallen in the sea with his head and body under the water and his feet sticking up.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Jul 12

How it started vs how it's going

A painting of Vikings burning an English village while frightened Anglo Saxons look on

An England men's football player pumping his fist and looking fierce while that Norwegian player everyone fancies looks sad and defeated.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Jun 1

Does he read it like the Cat in Red Dwarf? Anyway my two like clean laundry and since I'm neurologically incapable of putting away clean laundry they are in heaven

A black and white cat tucked into a basket of clean laundry

A calico tortoiseshell cat curled up on top of a basket of clean laundry

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· May 24

That badly restored painting of Jesus from Zaragoza in 2012. You remember, the one done by the well meaning amateur that makes his face look like a monkey

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Apr 15

Fuck it here's a picture of my cats

Two cats lying quite a long way apart on a big black corduroy sofa. One is black and white and loafing on a crocheted blanket. The other is a calico tortoiseshell who is rolling and showing her fluffy tummy.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Mar 31

The first book was pretty dark but the glass elevator was the one that gave me nightmares

A picture from the book in which monstrous giant worm things spell out SCRAM in a row of elevator doorways

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Mar 1

Screenshot of a post by Ian that's been altered to say: good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by eating butter

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Jan 14

No wonder Kurt played guitar so well

Close up of the section of the AI image that shows Kurt Cobain's extra fingers, some of them unattached to his hand

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 13

I love this! I recently learned that my vet's notes on one of my cats record officially that he is A Lovely Boy.

A black and white cat lying on his tummy on top of a cat tree with his paws hanging over the edge.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 5

Violence against autistics courtesy of this screen saver photo from Microsoft today Trigger warning, REALLY STARING EYES STARING

My laptop screen showing an extreme close up of a very cute deer type animal with really intense huge staring eyes

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Sep 11

I'm a florist so I make flowers for funerals that help to make the worst day of someone's life a little bit less awful.

An oblong arrangement of flowers to go on a funeral casket. It includes blush dahlias, sedum, astilbe, roses and lisianthus in various shades of blush pink and pale yellow, with greying green eucalyptus and green beech leaves.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Mar 18

It just seems so bloody obvious and I don't understand why it doesn't happen

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Mar 14

Doing my bit to support the European wine industry like

A scene from Ab Fab. Patsy and Eddie take bottles of champagne from a fridge full of champagne.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Feb 3

Valentine's Day is coming up and you can buy your bouquet from me if you like! Delivery included if you live in the GL1-GL13 postcode areas, otherwise you'll need to collect. All sustainable packaging and I use British-grown flowers as much as possible.

A large bouquet of flowers featuring yellow roses and carnations, purple snapdragons, white lisianthus and blue delphiniums.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Feb 3

Love to see Gaga take style inspo from Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3. Who wore it best

Lady Gaga, musician and actress, accepting her 2025 Grammy. She wears a black dress and her black hair is in a fishtail plait with a short fringe and short, almost bobbed sections at each side of her face.

Shadowheart, devotee of Shar the goddess of pain and loss, who is a character from the videogame Baldur's Gate 3. She wears black chain mail and half-plate armour, and has an identical hairstyle to Gaga's.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 25

Sorry to say our student house was way scuzzier. I would kill to have the amazing 70s suite though.

Very young versions of Mikki and Sophie with their house mates in the mid 1990s, sitting on a tatty brown striped 3 piece suite and a beanbag. A purple batik bed spread hangs on the wall. Everyone is dressed for grunge but also wearing Christmas cracker hats. There is mess everywhere and in the middle of the table a Christmas pudding which everyone is staring at intently.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 21

Chaotic neutral, double dagger-wielding, halfling rogue with high charisma and a back story that somehow permanently dooms her to never leave her halfwit brother, or possibly her son, it's unclear

A tortoiseshell cat lying in prawn formation on a garden tabletop. Her eyes are closed but the blur on the image around her tail shows that she's whisking it about

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 21

A fighter with a negative intelligence modifier and massive constitution who unfailingly rolls critical fails for spot checks

A black and white cat with splendid eyebrow whiskers. He is sitting in loaf formation with a thoughtful look on his face.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 20

Day 430-something of not regretting moving to the countryside

View over my back garden which is covered with about an inch of snow. There are snowy fields at the back and sides.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 19

Because I currently have jet lag I was up early enough to see this lovely sprinkling of #snow here in #Gloucestershire

A view over my back garden and the meadow, wood and hill behind it, with a delicate smattering of snow on the shed roof and grass.

Bushes with a touch of snow decorating their leaves.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 19

So what if I am awake at 6am looking at the names of Scottish road grit lorries on the @traffic.gov.scot.web.brid.gy website

A screenshot of the Traffic Scotland website, showing a map of the live locations of all its grit spreader lorries. They all have names including Spready Mercury, Penelope Gritstop, Han Snow-lo, Lord Coldemort, Icetalavista Baby, Gritty Gritty Bang Bang and Skate Bush.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 18

Please enjoy this kitty cat that I met in Melaka, Malaysia when I was on holiday

A tortoiseshell cat stretches out on its back with its fluffy white tummy towards the camera. The floor is painted red and there's a bright blue cupboard door behind.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Nov 18

Introduce yourself with four videogames:

The cover of the game XCOM2 for PS4. It shows a multitude of humanoid skulls arranged in the shape of an alien head.

Artwork for the game Elder Scrolls Online. It shows two adventurers, one human and one lizard like, approaching a city amid a wide wilderness landscape.

A scene from the game Ghost of Tsushima. A samurai warrior clad in black stands among trees covered with blossom, and the ground is also covered in blossom.

An action shot from the game Horizon Zero Dawn. The hero, a young woman, is using a bow and arrow to fight a huge robot cat dinosaur thing which towers over her as it jumps towards her. The background is an overgrown wilderness and shafts of sunlight illuminate the scene.

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Oct 13

Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than 10 times

Elaine, Randy, Dr. Rumack and Captain Oveur in the cockpit of the ill-fated Flight 209

Sophie Mason@sophiemason· Oct 13

I have no words for anything that's going on in the world but here are some pictures of cats which I hope will make some people feel somewhat less awful