Sorceror Nobody

@sorcerornobody

Gamer, nerd, lapsed YouTuber, and self-proclaimed 'bat conjurer'. Sorc for short. They/them. ADHD Autist. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. Avatar by @sirenbaroque.bsky.social Banner image gposed by me

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Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· 3d

A seemingly nondescript coin that people find inexplicably compelling as soon as they lay eyes on it? This is just SCP-1072. You really shouldn't touch it. (Don't ask why I'm familiar with a fairly unremarkable SCP entry. There's no particular reason. None at all.)

Screenshot of an item blurb in Final Fantasy XIV, for the Esoteric Gold Piece, the icon of which is a plain gold disc with a milled edge. The blurb reads, "This coin dating back to the Fifth Astral Era appears to have been miscast, for the design stamped upon its face is far from standard. Its uncanny tendency to enrapture those who gaze upon it should make it easy enough to sell at any price."

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· 17d

Meme format of a young boy and girl cowering in the corner of a room in apparent fear of a seemingly harmless black rabbit next to a bucket. The children are labelled "FFXIV sound team" and the rabbit is labelled "New floor".

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· 24d

The good news is that Wikinature is already healing.

Screenshot of the current state of the article seen in the original post. It now has banner notices saying "The verifiability of the claims made in this article is disputed" and "This article has been nominated for deletion", and the instances in the text where things are "said" about the colour scheme have been annotated with "[by whom?]" tags.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Jun 30

I just can't believe Mojang added a "commit a crime" button directly in the game menu... actively encouraging something so outrageously illegal as hosting online multiplayer outside of officially sanctioned servers...

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Jun 30

Community servers are, of course, *explicitly* permitted by the Minecraft EULA: www.minecraft.net/en-us/eula Everything the ESA says should simply be thrown out if they're going to say shit this transparently stupid.

Heading: "What you can and can't do with Minecraft software and content"
Body text: "When you buy our games, that means you can download, install, and play them. For the server version of Minecraft: Java Edition, you can install it on a server and host online play."

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Jun 25

Same energy

Screenshot of a dialogue choice in Deltarune Chapter 5, which reads, "Drink all the water in the pool"

Screenshot of a dialogue choice in Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker, which reads, "Step aside while I drink the pond dry!"

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Jun 7

Looking at my stats, 60% is a half-decent starting point for the trek towards Completionist++ But as I've said before, that trek isn't starting any time soon, at least not actively. I honestly expect we'll have the update, and new Jokers with it, long before I actually go for it.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Jun 7

...and there we go.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Jun 3

I just cleared Anaglyph Deck Blue Stake with a Flush Five King of Hearts build. I had an Idol, but the deck wasn't quite fixed enough and it never landed on King of Hearts, so I didn't get very far in Endless Mode. I then start Purple Stake, and the VERY FIRST shop does the funniest possible thing.

Screenshot of Balatro showing the first shop of an Anaglyph Deck Purple Stake run. One of the Jokers it is offering is The Idol, which is currently targeting King of Hearts.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 31

And that's the worst part out of the way, Black Deck done. Just Painted, Anaglyph, and Erratic left! The best part is I got Chicot in the first shop of Ante 8, so I now have Gold Sticker on all five Legendary Jokers.

Screenshot of the victory screen in Balatro on a Gold Stake run of Black Deck. Sorc has cleared the Crimson Heart with a High Card build using Eternal Rental Supernova, Eternal Holographic Shoot the Moon, Eternal Joker Stencil, Acrobat, and Chicot. The seed is Q19CKEWQ.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 27

When you MIGHT have been able to survive by playing all five hands, but your Lucky Cards fell asleep. Out of 60 card triggers, just one money hit and... no idea how many Mult hits, but the first hand scored the highest. If they'd all scored similarly, I'd have scraped by, but the rest fell short.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 11

Finally got Canio on my subsequently successful Black Stake Magic Deck run, and achieved Completionist. And then I immediately forgot to move him, and the Dagger ate him. Oh well, he didn't really fit the build and it opened a space to keep filling with more Dagger food.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 10

Didn't manage to draw the Flush Five. Ah well, still my best ever run.

Balatro game over screen showing Sorc lost to the Small Blind, falling short of the 3.00e17 target with a score of 4.56e16. The run length of Ante 15 Round 43 is marked as a new high score.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 10

Okay, I probably don't have the scoring to survive the next Ante anyway, since e17 is the highest I've scored so far, so I suppose you think you're funny. But also, I have the reroll vouchers.

Screenshot of Balatro showing the upcoming Blinds. The boss blind is The Plant, which will completely kill Sorc's King-based build. The order of magnitude of required score for this Ante is e17.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 9

My first ever Gold Stake win, with a deck centred on retriggering Polychrome Kings of Hearts a ludicrous number of times with stacking xMult. Seed is P1VMGR4J. Now to go into Endless Mode and try to deck fix to make those Kings pivot to a Flush Five build.

Screenshot of the Balatro victory screen for a Gold Stake run on Ghost Deck. Sorc's Jokers are Blueprint, Eternal Hanging Chad, Photograph, Negative Triboulet, Triboulet, and Sock and Buskin.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 8

I decided to chance it, and, well, I guess I needn't have worried about losing that extra Mult.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 8

So this was one I had to think about for a hot minute. I finally have a run going that might beat Blast Off, and then it goes and presents me with the Soul. Canio is the only Joker I haven't unlocked, so that's incentive to take it, but Canio doesn't offer the build much and may just kill the run...

Screenshot of Balatro on a run of the Blast Off challenge deck, on Ante 6 Round 17, in the shop after opening a Spectral Pack. The pack is offering Talisman, Incantation, Deja Vu, and The Soul. Sorc's Jokers are the Half Joker and a holographic Stone Joker, in addition to the two Eternal Jokers mandated by the challenge, Constellation and Rocket. In the consumables area, Sorc has a Pluto card (named The Attlerock due to an Outer Wilds themed texture pack, Outer Wildcards).

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 7

And guess what greets me in the first shop of the next run?

Partial screenshot of Balatro, showing an Eternal Lusty Joker in the shop.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 7

Best dollar I've ever spent.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 7

Currently on an absolutely ridiculous Balatro run. I was hoping for the Oops! ever since I got the Bloodstone, but having since cloned the Sock and picked up Blueprint then Idol, it would be silly to trade away Idol retriggers just to make Bloodstone hit more.

Screenshot of Balatro, showing the shop on Ante 13, round 39 of a Ghost Deck run. Sorc's current jokers are Idol, Blueprint, two Foil edition Sock and Buskins, and a Polychrome edition Bloodstone. The shop is offering Grim, Oops! All Sixes, and Deja Vu.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· May 1

Why is the recommendations sidebar on YouTube suddenly massive. I have checked Waterfox, Firefox, and Chrome, and it's not a browser issue because it happens in all three. It's actually an account issue???? It's still the normal size if I switch to my second account???????

Screenshot of YouTube while watching a video, showing that the space allocated to recommended videos on the right is much larger than usual, with the thumbnails being approximately twice the familiar size (but the text is exactly the same as normal, so there's a lot of blank screen space).

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Apr 28

CUTE LIZARD STAREDOWN (Patch 7.5 Trail to the Heavens spoilers, though no more meaningful information than the patch trailer shows)

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV showing Halmarut, in the form of a (technically) Raen Au Ra with pale skin, greenish scales and finlike horns, pale green eyes, red hair and round glasses. Her expression is neutral to the point of arguably being unsettling. The camera is very close on her face, and she is to the right of frame, with her head tilted to one side. The background is an indistinct and nearly uniform grey, as it is the surface of the moon.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV showing Sorc's character, a Raen Au Ra with light skin, slightly heterochromatic purple eyes, and purple hair with magenta highlights. She is glaring back at Halmarut, with the camera similarly close to her face, her head slightly to the left of frame and marginally tilted to one side. The backdrop is a much broader view of the surface of the moon, with rock formations and the starry sky visible.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Apr 28

I kinda want to do a "how it started"/"how it's going" type gpose... first day in Eorzea for the former, and surrounded by Scions for the latter... it would be by far the most complex gpose I've ever done... not even remotely close... *spawns in actors to get a vague feel for things* ...oh no...

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV showing Sorc's character, a Raen Au Ra, surrounded by the nine main members of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn (Y'shtola, G'raha, Urianger, Thancred, Estinien, Alisaie, Alphinaud, Krile, and Tataru). They are all just idle posing in a loose cluster on a random empty housing plot in Shirogane.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Apr 26

bsky really does have the sauce

Screenshot of the trending panel on the side on bsky, showing Urianger trending at #2 and Zenos trending at #5. The other three ranks have been comically scrawled over in red with all-caps text that reads "BORING", "WHO CARES" and "WHATEVER", respectively.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Apr 25

*falls off chair*

Screenshot of the Jumbo Cactpot payout window in Final Fantasy XIV showing that Sorc has won 2nd Prize, worth 220,500 MGP. In the process, they also earned the Work Smarter, Not Harder achievement for winning a cumulative total of one million MGP from the Jumbo Cactpot.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Apr 22

lmao guess who's now subscribed to that list What a fragile loser

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Apr 20

Did one of my occasional checks of labels placed on my account and lol, lmao even. fkn "productive conversations" why don't you try producing something yourself for once instead of slurping up the lie machine's excretions, you absolute bellends. (Label checker at blue.mackuba.eu/scanner/)

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Mar 23

My Warrior of Light, by @sirenbaroque.bsky.social ! Commissioned by my friend @rileybuns.bsky.social 💜 Look at her! LOOK AT HER!

Digital artwork depicting Sorc's FFXIV character, a light-skinned Raen Au Ra with pale cream scales visible on her hand, neck, and sides of her face, and finlike horns of the same colour on the sides of her head. She has slightly heterochromatic purple eyes, and purple hair with magenta highlights in the "Styled for Hire" hairstyle, which is a short style that mainly sweeps to the right with some tufts curling upwards, the fringe partly covering the right eye, and a decorative bead and feather accessory hanging down by the neck on the right side. She is wearing a light purple shirt with three visible stitches on the upper part of the sleeve, and has light purple flower accessories on her neck and hair. From behind her left horn hangs a silver earring consisting of two strips of metal twisting loosely around each other and a small blue crystal at the bottom. She is holding a book with a green cover open in front of her and looking at the viewer while smiling. The background is a brown wall which primarily features greenery with magenta flowers scattered across it, but a corner of a yellow-brown picture frame is also visible in the top left.

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Mar 1

The journey of transformation continues... 1. Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North 2. Harriet Jones, Prime Minister 3. Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister 4.

Partial screenshot of a book cover early in Resident Evil 9. On the top line is the author name, "Harriett Jones". On the bottom line, the title, "Shadow Ghost".

Sorceror Nobody@sorcerornobody· Feb 27

And then Lynx turns up immediately after that?????? Which I'm happy about, but it also just makes Serval's line even more out of pocket??????????