Soren Bowie

@sorenbowie

Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Dan.

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Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· 6d

A scene from All Dogs Go to Heaven with Charlie holding a harp.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· 15d

Feel like He or She aren’t really for you?

An Instagram ad for the YMCA that reads “Try the Y” but appears because if irregular spacing to say “Try They!”

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· 20d

With alt text.

A hidden aerator combination removal tool for faucets.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Jul 14

Frontier graciously gives you the option to pay only $50 to not download their app.

Any moment talking to a Frontier employee at the airport results in a $25 charge each direction, for each person.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Jul 3

X is all racists Threads is a snoozer But

Is there anything more pathetic than a bluesky user?

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Jun 27

Me and my crew debating best practices for making pesto with foraged pine nuts while camping.

A wine menu with a header that reads: Interesting Whites.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Jun 22

Happy Father’s Day to a real one.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Jun 18

I’ve been quietly living with this notification for awhile now with no idea how to check it. Please don’t try to help me. This is my burden to bear. Also, if you ever tried to send me a message, please try to remember I’m just a good big dog.

A private message icon that will never be answered in a thousand lifetimes.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Jun 15

Guys, please! Why does everything have to turn into a stick measuring contest?

Completely normal and average-sized rosemary that some despicable person measured.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Jun 1

Enjoy the jacket, sucker.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· May 28

Beautiful sentiment. Please everyone stop doing this literally.

A tea bottle top with the Ralph Waldo Emerson quote, “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· May 7

Floored that this hand dryer sticker hasn’t made it to a boardwalk t-shirt yet.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· May 1

When the camp councilor catches you making out in the woods and forces both of you back to the sing along by the fire.

Tina Fey, Timothée Chalamet, and Kylie Jenner at a Nicks game looking like money will never buy happiness.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Apr 11

Eric Swalwell following the dusty playbook of serial abusers.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Apr 9

A lot of neat looking characters in The Watchmen but my favorite has to be this guy with a sweaty gym bench ass print on his face. That’s hard.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Apr 7

How do you take up four parking spots at once? You believe in yourself.

Absolute cheese dick parked in 4 spots at once.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Apr 2

Me, peeing in the dark in the middle of the night. Rotating until I hear the sound of water.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Mar 20

This is fucked up because when I asked her if I could get in on those Dune movies she said there were already too many people and I wouldn’t fit even though I was looking right in and there was definitely a spot next to Rebecca Ferguson if she squeezed a little.

Robert Pattinson got a role in Dune because he asked Zendaya if he “could get in on those Dune movies.”

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Mar 17

What if this study they did on see-through aliens is also true for humans??

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Mar 11

I knew it. Iran is coming for me. They want to silence the voice of a generation.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Mar 11

Fandom used to be so weird. You could have a lovingly framed picture of a movie star next to your family portraits just because you like watching him run around a desert shooting guys. It actually seems kind of nice. Am I talking myself into commissioning a portrait of Timothée Chalamet?

A carefully rendered painting of John Wayne in a, what I assume was considered, beautiful frame for the time.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Mar 3

One of these guys.

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Jan 30

Somebody came while writing this headline.

Headline of a New York Post article reads “Sicko teacher sent student nauseating texts—before they had deprived hour-long sex marathons: report

Soren Bowie@sorenbowie· Jan 29

You think a human could do better? You think a human would think to plow this road and add tire tracks? The little details are why you’re gonna be left in the dust.