Coming to terms with the fact that I’m definitely both

Packing is in the ‘pile everything on the lawn and cry’ stage. I’ve lost my best Nalgene and I’m very sad about it.

mother don’t you DARE ruin everything with the horrible water snake

I love when you solve a zero stakes mystery. There’s been an illuminated red building visible on the horizon from the park when doing evening dog works and we’ve been scratching our heads trying to work out what on earth it is: mystery solved!

I have errands to run but I don’t have the heart to interrupt the Bask.

Engaging in my favourite hobby: bothering the dog when it is just trying to snooze

Obviously the second I took it down it got sweaty and clumpy 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’d forgotten about this part of having a fringe.

This is home weather, I’m supposed supposed to be hiking from Thursday in the West Country. 😬 Think I might start at 10pm and do a little night hike instead…

Absolutely get fucked. I cannot do another fucking week of this.

Bring back static images and text I’m not Dynamic or Engaging enough for video 😭 (also my house is far too messy). RETURVN!

I picked one hell of a sweaty time to get a fringe.

Hilarious if true (though I 100% believe it took until 2009 for an economist to pre-register a trial).

Every time I lose my way in Parliament for a SECOND a spiral staircase spawns in front of me and I end up climbing four or five flights of stairs for no reason. I think the building enjoys messing with me.

Buying a lawnmower for the first time in my life. I was thinking of going for a mid priced strimmer type UNTIL

Oh! No thank you!

I’m surprised TruckNuts aren’t already all over this one

What do you MEAN an (advance) (standard class) return is ‘from’ £277? That is more than it cost me to fly to Italy.

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

These are good bangs, not nervous breakdown bangs, just to be clear

Online vintage shops need to get off my neck

I find this interpretation of accessibility really frustrating. Something being harder doesn’t mean you just give up on teaching it. If someone had sat me down and explained ‘people don’t like being interrupted and because of the way your brain works it’s going to be difficult for you to detect

I was raised on these streets

I bought a vintage Levellers t-shirt on eBay and I know it’s authentic because it arrived smelling like white people with dreadlocks 😌

Clearly student gangs have been TERRORISING the campsites of Lowestoft and hence are no longer welcome.

Game theory is dumb but it was amusing to be doing the required reading on it whilst the Iran ‘deal’ was on the news. (Instructions unclear, both prisoners got the death penalty.)

I was walking home from work when they scored, a delightful moment that cut through my audiobook AND noise cancelling #congo

In ‘things that aged poorly’ I present possibly one of the more unfortunate pairs of cultural references (Girls Like, Tinie Tempah 2016)