I have something to say, it's better to burn out than to fade away! -- Mr Krabs

It's April Fools in Nether-realm, and that's no ordinary snake cane ... let's watch!

*Angry cis dude snatches list out of your hands in a huff* Let me see here. Ah HAH! Virtua Fighter. See! There's one! *chucks list on table in triumph* What's more heterosexual than two meaty sweaty bad dudes grabbing each other until the other one gets tired and gives up?!

*shaking fist* Barley BAAAAP! <*sigh* 仕方がない ... she is right ... she is just seeking her own level ... as we all should be ...> *still shaking fist*

I am going to start calling this sub genre of video, "Introducing ... Robocop 2!"

Is this an account dedicated to Star Gladiator? When do we get to the Star Gladiator?

I just walked up to my place's laundry facility to check the status of the machines. I looked through the screen door and there was a lady in there alone. I didn't want to freak her out pulling a Michael Myers, so I said, "Not trying to scare you. Just checking the ..." "Well you did!" Damn it.

Went to my local Half Priced Books looking for another Kanji learning book in the Japanese section. This looks educational and is meant to teach me Kanji, I am sure of it! Kanji such as, "..."

Surely Pusheen on the wheels of steel will get me a 4-0 tonight at Mahvel MTG! Pusheen gobbled up by Disney yet? Is it Marvel now? I am sure once our overlords own everything we ever think, imagine, or feel ... it will be. So I say yes. Pusheen is Marvel by technicality tonight!

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here sir. Now let's see, ah, yes, okay. Tell me only good things ... about your mother ...

I'm gonna express some late night old weeb positivity on the timeline and say that Gall Force is cool, I'm glad it got sequels, AND it should've gotten more games than it did Its only potential crime is its derivative moments, but there is a creative charm to how it goes full "Fuck it!" about it

Her: How many versions of California Crisis do you have?! Me: Uh Her: You watch alotta MST3K Me: *nervous laugh* Her: It's getting hot in here *Plex server fans go mach 10, I put the room fan on high* Her: I SAID IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE My brain: It's obvious what she needs ... open a window

I wasn't thirsty anyways. So about my Vita ...

One exclamation point comes off as surprise. Two I can see meaning excitement. Three here, followed by a calm period, feels like I am being abusively screamed at before being calmly gas lit

It's the friends who work in one medium, but then shout, "Adapt or Die!" when they discuss using it in another medium ... like, who let the T-1000 in here? Oh gawd, not YOU!

Oh boy. I did my typical thing where I looked up how much it would cost for a copy ...

I never imagined this holiday would wind up being so complicated. If you have a good relationship with your father, or you are a father with a good relationship with your children, cherish and celebrate it If not, I get it as well ... The best part of my life is and always will be my daughter

I knew this day was coming ...

These black KSA keys are what took a scenic route The mechanical keyboard tick is real btfw. I kept thinking of the cut intro to Escape From New York when putting this together. I have the old school Omnikey feel, but the black password num pad of an 80s high tech fascist bank's credit chit vault

I am slipping this "Jon Talbain Makes A Point" photo into my back pocket for when I have to, "Well ACT-SHOE-LEE" somebody ...

You just needed to make a left in LA, but I mean, I guess seeing as it's your first time in the country, by all means! Go visit the less touristy areas ... ???

I don't know what my life is anymore, but I appreciate whatever it is here, on this summer night

After I flip the table, I cackle, but it sounds like, "RACRAWCRAWCRAWCRAW!"

A'la "Metal Slut", searching for some background sounds today and accidentally created an entirely new genre of music ... let's do some buttery retro beat crimes Look out for my new album: Crimewave -- Smooth Caporwave Beats In New City Pop City

The Crazy Taxi we always wanted may be the Crazy Taxi we always had access to Maybe what we want is the addiction of endlessly replaying that first level. It's a crap shoot that a new thing is gonna satisfy that, and we are uncomfortable with the thought that playing the original now doesn't either

Just absolutely fuck off This excuse went bad a year ago and all of us who know how dev works have explained for longer than that why it doesn't fly I'm sorry to whoever worked on this that may have desperately needed more staff to meet an unrealistic deadline, but was given AI and pizza instead

And for comparison, this is the cage needed to house the arcade hardware for VF2. I use to also own VF1, whose PCB set up is even larger and more involved!

I opened a pack of TMNT MTG and geeked out hard off this alt-art card. TMNT for me was all about the Mirage Studio comics and I remember being in middle school staring/studying this guy specifically, trying to draw his arms.

PS because I have my projector set up in my bedroom. Not because I want to sleep with a mechanical keyboard. Well. It'll be in bed with me, but ...