Cecily Bumtrinket
@sp4rr0wsw3nch
She/her | 18+ | Mainer, geek, gamer, cat mom, creator of #bg3photobooth for #bg3vp, drawer of Astarion stink faces, & wrestling fan. I also masquerade as a halfling garbage bard/chaos gremlin named Ravioli. #raviolithebard FMI - sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co
#tavqotd A night out? Yes, please! If she's getting a night off from work to go out and have some fun, then she's going to make it count. #RavioliTheBard
#tavqotd It might be this one from the time Rav pretended to be a water mage. Tits, plenty. Ass, fat. Belly, pooched. Birthmark, smiley. #RavioliTheBard
Some extra shots from the celebration. 😂🥳 Can't take these guys anywhere. SMH.
#tavqotd Rav is a pan disaster gremlin. It's been FAR too long since the last tea so she's eager for any Cedric is picking. 🙏 She's happy to bring lemon cakes to share. 🥳 #RavioliTheBard
#tavqotd Rav stumbles across the body of one of her fellow wrestlers, a burly guy more than twice her height and 6 times her weight, with a large axe lodged in the back of his skull. She just shoots the police this look. "Really? REALLY? I was a Burly Bob fan." and then wanders off. #RavioliTheBard
#tavqotd Rav has two sets of armor. Her regular armor is white pants and a bright blue cloth jacket. Mobility is more important that protection as any "plating" is mostly decorative. FINGERLESS GLOVES are a hard requirement. Who keeps making bard gloves with fingertips? (1/3) #RavioliTheBard
#bg3alphabet Day 3: C is for CHEESE FAMILIAR When Rav's cousin Dave and his husband Dave (pronounced dah-vey) said they adopted a cheese familiar named Dhave, Rav was worried. But after seeing Dhave's precious little "smile" she couldn't help but love her new nephew. (1/2) #RavioliTheBard #bg3vp
The goobers having a little fun at the pool. Mama K went for some fruity drinks with little umbrellas the moment these two got all lovely dovey. #RavioliTheBard #Astarion #Karlach #bg3vp #bg3photomode
#bg3alphabet Day 2: B is for BARD I guess it could also stand for bad ass, bad bitch, bby, but she is the best and I'd die for her. #RavioliTheBard #bg3vp
Day 2: Fashion, babyyy! Slay on the red carpet. 💅 #bg3queer #bg3pride2026 #Astarion #RavioliTheBard #bg3vp
Get you a girl that can do both. 😘💅 More fab poses by @lycanicorn.bsky.social. Snag the set below. 👇 #RavioliTheBard #bg3vp #bg3photomode
My polar opposite pan goobies say "Happy Pride!" Arts from last year. 🫣 #bg3pride #Astarion #RavioliTheBard #bg3fanart
My current rotation! - BG3 is life. - Pretty cars go vroom vroom. - Tomodachi Life is just BG3 2.0 at this point. 🤷♀️ - Overwatch 2 mommy? mother? 🫦 She is worth the self-hatred of playing both OW2 and tank. 😂
BDE is off the charts with these poses by @lycanicorn.bsky.social. Coming soon for all your cunt-serving needs. 💅 #RavioliTheBard #bg3vp #bg3photomode #virtualphotography
IT IS HERE GUYSSSSSSSSS!!!! Please check out all of these talented creators (and Rav). 🫶 I was fortunate enough to have both a VP and mod feature. I hope you like them both. 🙏
Rav is gonna chomp that thigh and go "dis mine". Also, big simp for the fingies and the booty meat grabs. Digging these cuties from the upcoming PanKing pose pack by @vakariansyndrome.bsky.social #RavioliTheBard #Astarion #bg3vp #bg3photomode #virtualphotography
When you forget that your bardbarian girlfriend is occasionally stronger than you: part 3! Ty to @vakariansyndrome.bsky.social for letting Rav princess carry her pookie. Now they can take turns. 🤭 #RavioliTheBard #Astarion #bg3vp #bg3photomode #virtualphotography
#tavqotd A tip jar. Given that she works the worst shifts at the Mermaid, it's rather believable that it would indeed be empty most of the time. #RavioliTheBard
#tavqotd While not a toy per say, Rav's most cherished childhood item is her green blankie. She's had it as long as she can remember and it served her well through blanket forts, caped crusades, and being wrapped around her waist and dragged through the house like a princess. (1/2) #RavioliTheBard
Rav is already infecting more games. ✌️ Shouldn't be surprising the first livery I made in Forza Horizon 6 is her. Still a WIP but already sorta cute. 🤭 #RavioliTheBard #ForzaHorizon6
#tavqotd Rav's palette would be a mix of practical utilitarian shadows and over-the-top glitter/multi-chrome. Nothing in between. Colors would include the plum and black she wears on her own eyes, white brow highlighter, along with different silvers, pinks, blues, and teals. (1/2) #RavioliTheBard
#ocqotd #tavqotd Rav would say "no". Then I would shake her and be like... girl... look at you. #RavioliTheBard
#tavqotd Butterflies, eh? That'd have to be a monarch. 🤭😜 #RavioliTheBard
#tavqotd I love their cat/dog dynamic. I love that they're so alike in many ways, but are very different in how they display it. I love that they bring out the best in each other (often against their own wills) and I love that much of their love is rooted in fun and chaos. #RavioliTheBard #Astarion
Rav is getting ready for summer! 🏖️🍦 As a note, no actual ice creams were harmed in the making of these shots. Rav would NEVER. These were stunt double ice creams. 😂 #RavioliTheBard #bg3vp #bg3photomode #virtualphotography
#tavqotd Rav is ambidextrous when it counts. 😂 Both hands are equally important for her playing and flipping people off. For less important things, like writing or holding items, she's right handed. 📷: @trobadourbard.bsky.social #RavioliTheBard
#tavqotd Rav would tell Astarion he's being an idiot. Sure art is meant to be looked at and enjoyed, but you leave it at the museum for someone else to gawk at after. She'd grab him and tell him that his perfect, stupid face is the only face she wants to love forever. (1/2) #RavioliTheBard
#tavqotd Woah. Woah. Woah. Rav is interested in more strength, but she's not interested in drinking anything for it. She prefers a classier method, like giving her strength club a lil' HJ and will do so while making uncomfortable eye contact with Ivoire. That feeling Ivoire (1/2) #RavioliTheBard