You need to change your passcode Simon, your kids have been at your phone again

There is a correct answer to this by the way

We'll lose on Saturday, but this team is well set up for the all important moral victory as Scotland continue to be at the forefront - leading the charge against our malevolent World Rugby overlords. This ✌🏻 Nations Championship ✌🏻 is a nonsense, take your summer team for a hit out and be done.

And as we all know, children are incapable of lies

The Plastic Irish are doing a much better job at solidarity than you lads currently...some great shithousing of You Know Who from your biggest embassy in Boston here you have to say

Nice to wake up and see both our Celtic cousins are At It Again @dos13.bsky.social @edjenx.bsky.social - I'm no expert either but I think I'd rather be dogshit in the world cup than dogshit at home on the sofa 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well well well, if it isn't the dildo of consequences...

I'm fully aware of how grotty it is but when it's 20+ degrees outside this is an 11/10 combination

Classic work by the algo here @mazmcm.bsky.social @missilepanda.bsky.social

"how was your game today Jonny?"

Things you never want to see on your way to a game

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

...anyway, you're not even the target

This is a line that cannot be un-crossed

Cowherd is the sports journo I least want to hear opinions from, and that's a crowded fucking field. Fire AI Cowherd into the sun immediately

First tournament with my new school rugby team for this year today. Always a rewarding experience.

Your compatriots and their reactions to our game have brought this on you

It's hard to cause a disruption when the reaction was almost unanimously, "thank fuck for that, could they take him sooner?"

I can only assume from this that Gul have a different version of their swimming gloves that cater to the Norfolk market

We've just got a few things to iron out...

So if I understand right Glasgow had to get rid of our fan favourite non-Scottish players to save money and space for key Scottish players and now we're losing all those too? I dunno lads, I think I know which is the next chunky contract offering no return on investment we should be offloading...

The person who named these knew exactly what they were doing

Dan Lancaster has shown flashes for Glasgow this season but this is shit or get off the pot time for him...if he can't do it with that backline against a Clermont team that's basically out of the competition, you'd think he's not gonna do it at all

Turns out that even last night I was prepared for that

Fair play, Mrs M has absolutely dialled in my two main loves with the t shirt she got me for Christmas